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'Cause I can see myself in your pants. :jokey:
I'm working on a little something and I need funny pick up lines. So, yes, share your favourites.
(I vaguely recall there being a similar topic around here somewhere but I don't remember when and I can't find it. >_>)
do you come here often or do you usually wait till you get home?
Heaven is missing an angel because you're standing right here in front of me
:eep: Yep, I know... pretty pathetic.
Nice shoes. Let's smurf.
<3
Hey, want to do some math at my place? You and me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we'll start multiplying,
Your name must be Daisy, 'cause I have the sudden urge to plant you right here.
I like your hair.
"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
<33 That one's so stupid, but whatever. =P
Stupid is good, they're supposed to be completely hopeless. :P
Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
*lick finger and drag it down other person's shirt* Oh, we should get you straight home and get you out of that wet shirt.
Excuse me, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
Oh, and my favorite: Hey baby, I'm like calculus. I'm so hard that I'll be doing you on your desk all night long.
Kinda nerdy but I like 'em...
"I'm a fermata. Hold me."
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
LOL @ Rye's.
Awesome.
uh...im like..new in town..can i get directions.....
to your place???
****this only works if you dont know the chick....
and uh....
QUESTION: how the hell ya get into those tight blue jeans...
ANSWER: well for starters you could buy me a drink....
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
*check the tag on her shirt* Oh, I was just seeing if you were made in heaven.
Hear that fizzing sound? That's chemistry between you 'n me.
A boy from Uni (Astronomy) once had the most charming nerd pickup line:
"Will you be my binary star ?"
But if you want hopeless, asking for a slap in the face kind of line... This one was from the jerk at the same Astronomy class.
"I can see .... (aye, THAT planet's name ;) ) well from here, care to come closer ?"
G.d the guy never tired of jokes about that cursed planet :rolleyes2
Is heaven missing an angel cause I've got an erection.
The normal person has 206 bones, howed you like another cause I've got an ~faints from blood loss to head~
XD!Quote:
Is heaven missing an angel cause I've got an erection.
I love this one:
Baby did you fart? cos' you blow me away!!
I know that this is late, but if you have a Santa hat, try this:
"Hey, I'm Santa Claus. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas..."
:eek: I was at the mall and some guy came up to me and said thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach
O_o dag....
Look at those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.
I've always been partial to "She has legs that start at her hips and run all the way to the ground" but that's kinda charming in it's own way. :P
Originally posted by Croyles and sent to me by the beloved kikimm
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
XD I like that one.Quote:
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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Originally Posted by Roto13
Oh no, Rye reminded me of one I came up with in calculus last year.
"Hey hon, want to integrate? We can start by finding the area under those curves..."
Or, for the Pynchon fan,
"I think you just started a world war, sweetie. Let's get together before things go bad." (Read Gravity's Rainbow. You'll understand. :|)
Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?
Are your legs tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Was your dad a thief? Cuz you just stole my heart.
*I swear, I swear by all that is holy, I have never used any of these. The fact that I'm still breathing should attest to that*
I've never been a big fan of pickup lines in general, much less dirty ones. I remember a classmate using this one during physics my junior year of high school, though.
That sweater is very becoming. Of course, if I were on you I'd becoming, too.
Sadly, she didn't knock his lights out. ):
Oh my god, I'm totally using that one. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Drex
Wanna star in a movie...?
I wanna sex you drunkenly. Lets go drink.
Your momma's so fat that she dreamt of marshmellows and woke up with no pillow
Wanna play on my megadrive?
I somehow don't think that fits. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by tidus_rox
firstly XD to the entire thread these are hillarious, I got some that are cheesey but have actually worked for me in the past (depends on the girl but sometimes cheesey works better than exceptional)
The gold fish line.... (yes this I swear worked) "you know me and my mates once made up a gold fish language" girl's normal response at this point is "how the hell does that work?" here you improvise if you need to and explain that the language is simply by impersonating a gold fish quickly and at random groups of "bob"s. and then ask her to try it just act playfull and stuff but when she does it and asks what did she just say you look at her and wink as you say "Did you just proposition me?"
Swear to god that worked. don't ask me for a better explanation or who it worked on because you guys knew her.
Sorry Raistlin.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
*slaps him*Quote:
Originally Posted by tidus_rox
We're trying to charm the girl here, not spout bad "momma" jokes at her.
I'm just imagining the faces of the girl and her mother when they hear this. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by tidus_rox
It's funny though and the others as well.I don't have any myself sorry :(