What's on your letter to Santa?

What do you hope Santa leaves for you under the tree this year?


I think I'd like a nice travel coffee mug.

I wanted Santa to give me a penis. :bigsmile:

Dear Santa,

Please give me a penis. When fully erected, the penis will rise to a length of 16cm, with the foreskin clearly behind the shaft of the head, glowing in a shade of dark pink, highlighting the healthy Colour and blood flow to the penis head.

HATE

Christmas.

Ugh, I don't know. Nothing. xD

A nice Christmas dinner!

i myself really don't need anything, so my wish will be for others. That people find the things they need to stay safe, and feel wanted as some won't be able to be beside family.

Too many things

An electric pencil sharpener and for us all to stay healthy this Christmas season, because my family and I always seem to get really sick around this time of year. And an electric pencil sharpener because the little hand one I have just destroys all my pencils.

Dear Santa,

I feel like I can call you Santa because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a sleigh ride. I know I can't give as much as you but I think you'd be impressed with my generosity. I love your beard, you gift fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real jolly time!

A nice guy would be nice. I would like to get Amazon prime please Father Christmas.

A new shiny TV too :jess:

Dear Santa,

I want two cookbooks, the song of Ice and Fire cookbook and the World of Warcraft cookbook.

THANK YOU SANTA

Dear Santa

I just want my close family to no longer be ill.

Thank you.

An early copy of Final Fantasy VIII Remake from the future....

Anything. Im happy with anything lol cos its no possible to get super awesome stuff whenever yowant lok

Honestly? I wish some friends and family had good things coming their way that would make them happier with their lives.

Otherwise, Santa came early this year. I got a new desktop. I named him Riker.