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Give me your reasons! :D
A bacon cheeseburger. If I'm going to be eaten and die, I'm gonna go down as smurfing delicious.
Peanut butter and jelly because I haven't been on a school campus in years.
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Because I'm a simple man.
Ice Cream sandwich, to cool you down on a hot day, or to melt in your pocket/purse if you forget to eat me. :(
One of those weird long sub sandwiches that I'm not convinced anybody really eats (who enjoys that much bread) because I'm overcompensating.
I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.
It's a state-of-the-art sarnie
I know, I wasn't talking about a sandwich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
but you said mutton in the other threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Funny that this came up...
I never (almost never) buy/make a sandwich, but ~about a week ago, while in the shower, I decided that "I need a damn sandwich". I've been picking up a sub every day since then.
So, I'd be a "Jersey Mike's" giant Turkey (w/ double meet), provolone, on white, lettuce, tomato, pepperoncinis, oil, vinager, salt, pepper, and spices.
We are what we eat, right?
I kinda burned that one out. I think that next week I'll be a "Whole Foods" Pepper Jack Chicken on rosemary focaccia, with bacon, and avocado. My mouth is watering just thinking about "me".
It's the state of the floor I'm worried about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
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I literally only made this thread so somebody would finish my joke.
The fact that I had to do it myself is very depressing...
Jill
Seeing this thread reminded me of something, and now I'm feeling all nostalgic. When I was younger, we'd go to the Portsmouth Historic Dockyards most times we visited my Nan and Grandad's. There was this cafe there where you could get custom sandwiches, i.e there was a list of ingredients and you could pick which ingredients went in your sandwich, the more ingredients the higher the cost. I don't know what was going through my head the first time we had lunch there, but I asked for a pineapple sandwich. Just pineapple, bread and butter. And it was really nice! After that, I'd have a pineapple sandwich every time we had lunch there.
So, my answer is: a pineapple sandwich.
It doesn't matter as long as some eats me just for a lame pun.
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Originally Posted by Fynn
Same.
I would be the ultimate sandwich.
Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
Holly: "You what?"
Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"
Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?
:colbert:
I got that the joke was from Red Dwarf, but I only came in after that joke had already dropped like a pancake formerly stuck to the ceiling. Just felt cruel to scrape it up off the floor. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
From Subway a BMT. Just thick and meaty
The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.
Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.
I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself :shobon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.
Hmmm
Pretzel Bun, Grilled Chicken, Red Onion, Romaine Lettuce, Red Pepper, Spicy Caesar Dressing, Harvati & Swiss Cheese, all seated in Butter!!
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Originally Posted by Jinx
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
What?! It's just a messy sandwich. Why would they immediately throw up or lose control of their bowels. If they felt sick, surely they'd have time to get to the toilet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Yakisoba sandwich. Because what's better than Japanese junkfood?
Uh, serious answer? No idea. Probably something with turkey in it.