101 Things To Do For The Classic EoFF'er.

Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Evenstar*
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait (now known as God, it seems).
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


I ran outta thingies after that :( Help me finish? Finished. *puts in the attachment because the formatting was done there and it looks better*

Yeah, I'm back. See #2. *dies* But I'm back because I'm happy now. :D?

*starts checking off numbers. . .

2, 9, 13(sorta), 14, 23(I think), 24, 30(vote RNP, por favor!), 31, 35, 37, 41, 45, 54, 56, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 70, 71, 75. . .

Geez, I better get on the ball to do all 101. *goes to hunt for a picture of Bleys' crotch*

Give me some time, I might be able to come up with some stuff.

Quote:

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Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).

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Been there. Done it.

78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be insulted by Wyllius.
80. Make a spelling mistake and then be flamed to hell and back about it.
81. Use Ed's technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Have an epileptic fit (probably due to the above).
83. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

I can't think of any more.

Wyllius doesn't really insult people... he just... offends. Heh =P And I got a typo one already.

*adds the others* Good job on the technicolour one xD

Very interesting. Most of that stuff matches to me, but following doesn't match on me ( at least I think so):

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
12. Have Aika insist upon helping you with your relationship problems.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
73. Stalk someone.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

Other stuff matches pretty well. And welcome back, b00b.;) *wraps tentacles around Daniel* I'll try to think of more of these things later.

Be quiet all of you as I make offensive remarks about your poor shoe style.

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Aika insist upon helping you with your relationship problems.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Evenstar*
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

Heh.

Here's some more I can think of...

83. Get yourself a PM regarding your signature.
84. Get involved with a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/
85. Participate in Fantasy Football/Baseball.
86. Use Study Hall for help with school.
87. Report a post.
88. Get your name changed.
89. Change avatar/signature theme at least once a week/month.
90. Meet someone from EoFF.

Ones I haven't done:

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Aika insist upon helping you with your relationship problems.
18. Be huggled by Evenstar*
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

That's a lot. I guess I'm still a newbie.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
18. Be huggled by Evenstar*
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

They're the only ones that haven't happened... I'm pretty proud of 78 and 79.

Do I count as getting a postcard from the Postcard Bandits? xD

New ones:

91. Make Kishi laugh at what you said in a thread.
92. Create a second account
93. Max out your PM's folder
94. Harass a Staff member to see the Staff Forum
95. Begin to play the older FF's, just so you can participate in their forums.

More later, maybe.

83. Get yourself a PM regarding your signature.
*adds*
84. Get involved with a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/
*adds, but puts in Spuuky, too*
85. Participate in Fantasy Football/Baseball.
*adds, but with Chess and Pool, too*
86. Use Study Hall for help with school.
Hmm... not really Classic EoFF.
87. Report a post.
:( It's the same people all the time.
88. Get your name changed.
Just to have everyone yell at you to change it back. Yes.
89. Change avatar/signature theme at least once a week/month.
>=o Pshaw
90. Meet someone from EoFF.
I had it in, but I realised that some people just can't. ...I'll put it in anyways >=P
91. Make Kishi laugh at what you said in a thread.
It'll never happen o_o
92. Create a second account
'tis illegal now =(
93. Max out your PM's folder
Yup. Mwaha.
94. Harass a Staff member to see the Staff Forum
?
95. Begin to play the older FF's, just so you can participate in their forums.
Nah, but you gave me an idea >_>

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.

47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
No. Just no.

82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
Been meaning to do that for ages now...

87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
They do keep trying but it just ain't happening until I'm ready =P

Final Score: 71

96. Make fun of Bleys and get away with it.
97. Make fun of Wyllius and get away with it,
98. Make fun of Loony BoB and nobody cares whether u get away with it.
99. My head herts.
(SPOILER) Loony BoB's back.

Sounds like fun :D *starts checking off*


9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.


I guess that's it :)

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Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Ones I haven't done:

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.

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Oh, I see how it is. *runs away crying*

I've still got a lot to do, and some I'll probably never do. D:

:D

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF. Nope.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). I think I did that after I joined...
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB. Not unless he pranked me... :shifty:
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits. Who? (Nope)
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon. Tried, but my comp crashed, deleting my lovely creativity. :(
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon. Yes. See the one before this.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. I wasn't around then...
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. Yep.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in. Yep.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. Not Directly, I'll join once I have a custom rank though. (Look out for me...)
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does. Nope.
12. Have Aika insist upon helping you with your relationship problems. What relationship?? LOL
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong. Yep.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads. Yep.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member. Not that I can remember
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something. :erm: Nope.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder :x_x: Nope.
18. Be huggled by Evenstar* Nope.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread. Yep.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread. Nope.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’. Depend on what you mean by that...
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). Not yet...
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map. I think so... *shrugs*
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war. Nope.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums. Yep, sadly.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition. Nope.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender. Yep.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. Nope.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case). Yep.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. Yep. Gaotsecs Rawk.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. Nope.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley. Yep.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. I looked away...
34. Hear Kishi sing. Nope.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed. Yes, the latter.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. No.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is. I figured it out...
38. Get a LiveJournal. Soon.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’. Nope.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes. Nope.
41. Try to figure out your post count. Yep.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF. Nope.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive. Nope.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. Nope.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread. Sometimes. :)
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them. Nope.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender). Nope.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it. Yeah.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments. Yep.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down. Yep. I was scared I was banned once, seriously.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait. Yup, Wyll.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album. No, but I thought about it.
53. Improve your grammar. Yeah.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. Yep, mostly sarcasm.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum. Nope.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. Nope.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread. Yep.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…). I don't either...
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF. Nope.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony What?
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person. Nope. What's Voice Chat?
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space. Nope.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it. Not yet.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads. Just one.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails. Nope.
66. Play a game in the arcade. Yep.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. Yep. Sadly, not many. :(
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work. Nope.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF. Nope.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed. Yes. That happened today. Odd, no.
71. Browse through the General Archive. Yep.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page. Nope.
73. Stalk someone. Nope.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them. No. Just annoyed.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading. Nope.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned. Yep. Parosxym. I liked that dude.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned. Yep. (I hope he knows who he is...although he isn't here at all anymore)
78. Be insulted by Kishi. Nope.
79. Be corrected by Kishi. Yep.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme. Nope.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme). See above.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair. Nope.
83. Max out your PM folders. Nope. Don't get many PMs. :(
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time. Yep. Actually more than FF, sadly.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. Just to make one. I'll be up again after the elections are over.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky. Nope. Not into making myself look higher than someone else.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back. I'll never change mine.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline. Nope.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF. No, but I think its made me more mature. Seriously.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’. Um, What's that?