What headline do you want to wake up to tomorrow?

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"We're finally going to shut the smurf up about Brexit".

'An virulent case of rational thought has broken out amongst world leaders'

"It was all a dream. Real life begins now."

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Originally Posted by Jinx

"Entire World Destroyed! Human Life Eradicated! See What Happened Next!'

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STOP CLICKBAIT!

"'Got A Little Carried Away', Kojima Says: All Terrifying World Events Since 2014 Were Just Elaborate Viral Marketing For Silent Hills"

"Puppies."

"Human brain successfully transplanted into a jar and able to communicate via terminal."

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Originally Posted by Darth Ganon

STOP CLICKBAIT!

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Do you know the one weird trick that lets you avoid clickbait?Obviously not.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Darth Ganon

STOP CLICKBAIT!

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Do you know the one weird trick that lets you avoid clickbait?Obviously not.

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Damn it I so badly didn't want to click that, but had to anyway. I could have just quoted it to see it, though.

"Londoner wins £168m Euro Millions draw, says will never work again unless it is to become Iron Man"

Sums it up. I would really love having that kind of money to spare right now

"World Finally Chills The smurf Out! Everyone Just Sort Of Sits Around The Table And Just, trout Man, Relaxes For A Change!"