Well?
:chocobo:
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Well?
:chocobo:
Dirty things
As a capitalist if I am given lemons I sell lemonade.
Squeeze them over my lobster paella.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Psychotic lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Cid's Knights to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Why is life giving out lemons anyway?
Squirt the juice in thine enemies eyes.
fling them near cats so they get curios and thent ehy will sniff it and they dont liek the smell so they run away but too abd they ran away into my trap its called THE KITTEN PETTING ZOOOOO
Run the hell away because life DOESN'T HAVE HANDS! :ohdear:
My inventory is full.
Eat them and savor the feeling... so I can understand the people that are constantly bombarded with lemons just a little better.
get some scampi on the go
Make slushies. Or shaved ice.
They're surprisingly effective at cleaning kitchen sinks!!