Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Too bad he never cried.

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apparently Chuck Norris is the new Vin Diesel

Told you he was badass.

Delta Force man.

i dont feel like reading but it concerns chuck norris therefor it rox

I lol'ed.

I cried.

My roommates think im weirder because i laughed so hard so suddenly.

It hurts... so much... *dies*

Wawka Teyxaz Raynguh. :)

I saw the one when he brought that girl back to life

Heheheh. "Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway."

I laughed and got the hiccups

I saw this on another forum, they called it "31 facts about Chuck Norris".

Sounds like crash

Too bad it's from here.

That and it's practically ancient.

Mr. T is where it's at now.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. xD Hey lindy too bad Mr T is old and ancient. I was reading that crap like 5 years ago.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

I am highly amused by this. *nod*

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

apparently Chuck Norris is the new Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel was never cool.

Chuck Norris, on the otherhand, has always been the man.

Vin Diesel >> Chuck Norris

You're out of the loop, sir.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

I kinda prefered the Vin Diesel one, which I read last week. I did like that Harry Potter one with Chuck. Do you think HE posted it on the internet? That page about how a certain someone died?

That is obviously the best thing ever.