Two main characters leaked!

So, Marmaduke Bagglehole, Undersecretary of Space for Square Enix America has let slip the identities of two of the protagonists from upcoming release Final Fantasy XVI! He accidentally revealed the names whilst playing online strip Mah Jong. This has been verified by four semi-naked Japanese men.

The first character is a female black Mage going by the name Labia Tupperware. All we know about her so far is that she has a tattoo of an elderly male camel on her inner thigh.

The second character is a male thief by the name Snapma Jockstrap. Early indications suggest that he is extremely well-built and can tear a phone book in half with his bare toes.

Stay tuned for more information on these two characters and more in the coming weeks!