Aloha means both "Hello" and "Goodbye"

This is a really nice hideout you've got yourselves. By "nice hideout" I mean "repugnant urine-soaked crackden" but you know how it goes.

I am the oncoming storm. You may have heard of me! :jess:

What are you, if not peasants? And what does that make me, if not the King? Your king requires amusement, and therefore I wish for my jester to entertain me.

I insist that your member, NorthernChaosGod, performs a lovely dance to the song "PokerFace" dressed only in meat. Make it so, or else I start playing murderball. And I play to win.

Howdy, Snake. You're always welcome here (we're smurfed. someone call my family and tell them to get the hell out of here. also hide all the drugs and drug money).

NCG will be glad to perform this dance for you. He'll be around shortly (where the hell is NCG? check all the brothels! yes, all of them!). While he gets prepared to entertain you how about I have my bartender fix you a drink?

Get your butt out here Julian.

He's probably shacked up somewhere.

He has as long as it takes for me to have a shave. Then he dies.