It's another food thread! This one is very simple.
You decide. And to tide you over, here's a generic image of a child behaving badly:
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It's another food thread! This one is very simple.
You decide. And to tide you over, here's a generic image of a child behaving badly:
Pass. ._.
I don't think I have ever even seen this.
You kids on the other side of the Atlantic and your silly foods. :lol:
Marmite is great. I had an ex who had it with breakfast every day and I've since become a bit of an addict.
Is this like that Vegemite stuff? Aussie cuisine is abnormal.
Used to love it on toast as a kid. Granted I haven't had it since then either as it's not exactly top of the shopping list material!
This thread isn't for Americans, Pike.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
QUICKLY EVACUATE THE AREA
Americans are so lucky. They don't run the risk of coming across this industrial sludge. :(
You know why the Ohio River caught fire in the 70s? Because someone took some Marmite over there and scooped it out into the river.
Of the 19 perpetrators of 9/11, 17 were confirmed fans of Marmite.
It doesn't look great, I'll say that. Yeast... spread? That sounds terrible.
Other lovers of Marmite include Iosef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, General Franco, Benito Mussolini, Professor Salazar, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden (Interesting fact, all senior members of Al Qaeda must profess humility and devotion towards Marmite), and Robert Mugabe.
Marmite is manufactured by taking industrial waste, mixing it with the parts of a rat considered unsuitable for going into a hot dog, a single cow patty, and mixing it in a cauldron for three hours at a high temperature.
Before they ate Marmite, Bethesda made Morrowind. After trying Marmite, Bethesda made Oblivion.
Milfie, you should stop drinking anymore tongiht.
No, be quiet, let him continue! I'm very interested in the atrocities of marmite.
Pope Leo XIII issued an encyclical condemning Marmite as "An Abomination unto the Lord" and calling for all true Christians, regardless of denomination, to put aside any schismatic or doctrinal differences and work together to destroy Marmite, and to invite anyone of other faiths to join in this holy mission.
Interesting. I might have to import a jar of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Whilst penning the Geneva Conventions, there was much scoffing over the need to include the use of Marmite as a crime against humanity or a war crime. "Surely", said S.K.u.K.H. Otto I von Habsburg, "Not even the most ignorant savage of Africa nor the most cruel bureaucrat of China would be so inhuman and deranged as to force the consumption of that unmentionable substance upon another."
He was sadly proven wrong when one of the foods offered to captured R.A.F. pilots in WW2 was Marmite. Several chose suicide instead.
"Marmite would end if the dead could return." - Stanley Baldwin
NASA considered using Marmite as a new form of paint-on ablative heat shielding for shuttle re-entry, but computer simulations suggested that the Marmite burnt off in the course of descent would spread a poisonous cloud over hundreds of square miles.
Putting Marmite in a videogame results in an instant AO rating from the ESRB.
When the Titanic sank, she was known to be carrying a crate containing jars of Marmite.
Certain isolated tribes consider Marmite to be associated with a malevolent God. Some consider it parts of the God itself, some the God's leavings or blood, but all agree that various rites and even sacrifices must be made to hold the evil thing at bay. If the god were allowed to fully form the world would be destroyed.
I don't know what is.
MILF, please refrain from double or quadruple posting, thank you. You've been here long enough to know the rules.
(SPOILER):smash:
Marmite causes a monumental breakdown in staff protocol.
The object of the CERN experiements at the LHC are primarily devoted to discovering a way to permanently and totally annihilate Marmite.
SETI has picked up transmissions which, after extensive decoding and analysis, strongly imply that Earth is under a galaxywide alien quarantine until such time as Marmite is eradicated.
Loony BoB likes Marmite.
The Zodiac Killer was actually overshadowed by an even more deranged murderer in the state of California - the Marmite Killer. Over the course of seventeen years MK murdered 13 known victims. He left their corpses laid out as though on a crucifix, with dots of Marmite placed on the palms and feet to represent Christ's stigmata.
Wait, you say this AFTER I order a jar? All that other stuff just made me interested, but this... :irked:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
The signatories of the world's various Antarctic Treaties have all agreed to never take the substance to the frozen continent. To date this is known to have been adhered to scrupulously by all parties.
In the early 20th century Marmite was commonly used as an ad-hoc adhesive substance to patch up holes in damaged airframes and ships. Though it saw some commendable service in this role during WW1, the years following saw escalating rates of cancer, schizophrenia, and cardiac arrest amongst both air crews and the Navy.
I have never tried Marmite, and I consider its lack one of the US's best aspects.
The governments of the USA, UK, Canada, New Zealand, Australia, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China, and Japan maintain a top secret facility known only by the codename 'MYRMIDON'. It contains a number of ICBMs loaded not with nuclear payloads but Marmite. The only event in which they may be deployed, under any circumstances, and with the unanimous consent of all member countries, is in the event of a Lovecraftian horror breaking through into our reality.
If forced to choose between allowing Marmite into the US and abolishing the First Amendment, 98% of Americans chose to do away with that historic and vital document.
'nuff said, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Marmite is one of the key ingredients of Wildfire.
87% of all people who have tried Marmite have developed superpowers. The remaining 13% only benefitted from minor increases in strength, stamina, and sexual potency.
Recent studies have shown that a lack of Marmite causes stupidity in lab rats and Northern Irishmen.
When used as a lubricant, Marmite increases an engine's power by 306%, and makes anal sex considerably more enjoyable.
Elvis used Marmite in his hair, hence its gloss and splendour.
Dunmer are known to be Bosmer covered in Marmite.
You're terrible at this Arthur. Just... stop. I'm embarrassed for you.
Marmite consumption is known to reduce originality, and can cause rage blackouts.
Has this turned into the "historical uses for Marmite" thread?
I'm going to leave this open just for a few days more so everyone can take a good look at it before I put it in the archive. Congratulations, Formy. You'll go down in history.
YAAY! I'm stoked. I piece of me and my discussions will be archived. :D Thanks foa!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I'm not sure if you are legitimately excited (which is a bit weird) or if you're just making fun of foa (which is understandable).
Both. I've never have a thread archived, and making fun of foa is just the in thing to do on these forums right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lez
Toasting in an epic bread.
Do you know what happens to the people who try to ridicule foa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Neither do we.
Hohoho! Making fun of FOA? Buddy... BUDDY. :D
If you make fun of foa she makes you eat some Marmite.
I happen to like marmite so that's actually quite nice. Thanks MILF.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Never had it. Never will want to have it.
Got a jar of the stuff delivered today. Smells suspicious. Will post my tasting experience in real time after dinner tonight.
Time to risk it all.
I'm literally on the edge of my seat.
This smells terrible. I'm scared.
Ummmmm
ACK
Eughhhh what is this
Did I accidentally order a jar of motor oil
get it out get it out get it out
*drinks a gallon of water*
Is this even made for consumption
I blame Formalhaut for this travesty.
Formalhaut: Making Rantz throw up since 2013. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
Should've known from the Loony BoB post.
This contains... titanium dioxide and iron oxide? For the sake of gold flecks? What?
Literally worse than soy milk. Making it the worst thing I've ever tasted in my life. :stare:
Edit: Poll has been closed. :mad2:
Really? I quite like it. Not my favourite spread, but it's definitely edible.
Jar has been thrown in garbage; garbage has been incinerated. I threw away the very knife it polluted.
:( Poor Rantz.
Well, this is what happens when you listen to people who have bad taste.
looks like all of Rantzien's tastebuds voted, or at least the ones that were not too traumatized from the taste at least.
You wasted the Gold Jar? I would've had it :(
You may need to get your stomach pumped, Rantz. Humans are not designed to run on motor oil.
I love you, Pontus. I hope you don't die.
Did it burn a pretty and unnatural colour?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
Nope, it probably dissolved into darkness, taking a cat with with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by FarisDid it burn a pretty and unnatural colour?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
I revile the words I'm about to say, but you should have listened to Huxley, babe.
Worst Pick-up line ever alert...
Boy: "People say that I'm kind of like Marmite"
Girl: "What, you mean people either love you or hate you?"
Boy: "No... it's just that if you let me near your fanny you'll get a yeast infection..."
I told you this would happen.
You are a terrible Cid's Knight :zombert:
Yeah Shorty!
How is this my fault? :doublecolbert:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
how does that make me a terrible cid's knight in relation to marmite
edit: OH this thread is closed. Show's over, kids!