You'd better be careful there. Tig's got a fouler mouth on 'em. Just wait til he's drunk and spouting the pirate/goblin talk.
Still, I don't understand why you always drift off-topic when it comes to unicorns.
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You'd better be careful there. Tig's got a fouler mouth on 'em. Just wait til he's drunk and spouting the pirate/goblin talk.
Still, I don't understand why you always drift off-topic when it comes to unicorns.
A knave! A rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave! One that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
Just ignore him, Tig.
D'oh my god, really? How many times does it have to be drilled in? "Pegasus is not a unicorn!" He has wings! He has no horns! Get it!?Quote:
Pegasus
You just had to make a your mom joke to tig, didn't' you Proto?
I heard that's how your mom likes it.
You couldn't fly if you let Pegasus take you from behind as payment. I hear that's what unicorns like, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by HC
Nobody else knows what the hell this thread is about, why should I care?
I could fly if I tried really hard!
I wonder what it would be like to fly.
No, you can't just glue feathers onto your arms like that. That's just silly and it won't make you fly.
Guys, I came up with an awesome idea. You know how birds can fly? Well it's not because of how light they are right, I mean airplanes fly, so I figured out if I glue a bunch of feathers all over me I can fly too! Screw you traffic!
I've been out all day trying to find feathers. So far I'm up to 6.
And no, I don't think that sounds tasty at all.
I didn't know they made those anymore. I don't even know what to think of that.
Anybody else find the idea of a rootbeer sandwich appealing? No, I'm not saying Rootbeer and a sandwich. Just a straight rootbeer sandwich.
Guys, are we still doing this? I can't wait to try out rootbeer sandwiches!
Proto, you said you will never leave me! You said no root beer or sandwiches can hinder us. Now what are we going to do with our diabolical offsprings?
Ahahahahaha. That's so cruel! Prote's left you high and dry. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But you had to know the man was a devil.
Seriously though, you people make this impossible.
By the way, Shorty, do you even know what this thread is about?