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bad ideas of the day.
rules: one bad idea you acted on today; five words or less. leave some room for imagination. Be creative!
"taco bell drive thru"
aaaaaaaand go!
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I'll just hit snooze.
(Now I have to get up 4 hours early tomorrow or my new kilt gets sent back to Scotland)
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Footlong. Double meat, double cheese.
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Chocolate? For breakfast? GREAT IDEA!
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Furniture moving. Too many croissants.
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"It's okay to post this on Facebook. I am sure everyone on my friend's list will agree with my religious opinion."
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letters to myself
britain rains. wear appropriate clothing.
late arrival means uncomfortable seating.
office work evaporates will
toothpaste, orange juice. No.
anxiety inevitable. sleep earlier please.
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Back Strauss to stay captain
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make a post with six words
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Latte, with just the cream
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I'll come early today. *giggity*
I'll post this political swag on Eyes On, how bad can it be?
I'll post this joke I ruined on Eyes On, how bad can it be?
I'll post this picture of my thumb while it's shaped like a buttcrack... funny, right?
Bowl of Cheerios just before bed. (I'm gluten intolerant... and lactose intolerant... math)
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True story: Pop-Tart with aluminplastic cover in Microwave. Instant shrink-wrap... and sparks too.
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it clearly states on the packaging to take them out before you put 'em in the microwave!
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should I tell my boyfriend
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Yes, will make your Integra a racecar.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shorty
should I tell my boyfriend
"should I stay unbanned"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Rantz
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shorty
should I tell my boyfriend
"should I stay unbanned"
hahahaha
"We're having an affair. Surprise!"
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this thread got pretty scandalous
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I don't need to pass that stone. *ew*
True Story: retrieved passed stone from urinal. *very ew*
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"I'm sure it's safe to drink"
"Roll in this for superpowers." "Awesome!"
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No adults. Two hyperactive kids. Big house. Lighter. Flammable objects. What could go wrong?
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I'll skim EoFF before leaving
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I wouldn't say there are that many fat people here
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Bouncy skinny African tribal warrior versus large muscular sumo... aaaand go!
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Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner
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the smurf are you talking about, that sounds like a great idea!
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Oh it is.
Until I need to get it out the other end. :(
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It's a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.
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This doesn't make me gay.
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Prime rib? Yeah, prime rib.
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just the juice and yoghurt
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I'll do it tomorrow
(originally said Monday)
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I'm sure it doesn't really mean premium octane required.
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My shirt doesn't need ironing.
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I'll wear my kilt while skydiving.
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Shake hands with Lex Luthor.
Shake hands with the Joker.
Shake hands with the Hulk.
An habanero can't be any hotter than a jalapeño.
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I'll agree to read 50 shades of grey when my girl asks me to do so. I'm still smurfing disturbed by how badly written this trout is!
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Don't need to fry any legs!
...that one almost got me yelled at, a co worker i consulted on the decision took the fall though.
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"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"
Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao
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"eh, I'll manage with less sleep"
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What's one more drink, really?
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"gonna eat this whole pineapple"
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One more 24oz glass of apple juice, my good man!
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"Wonder if EoFF still exist..."
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I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iceglow and Mercen-X are the same person.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Jowy
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"
I once sat down and literally ate 2 whole pineapples back to back alone. I felt like a fruity, juicy god for a while afterwards.
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That sounds incredibly sad.
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Originally Posted by
Shorty
My shirt doesn't need ironing.
There's stuff that you can spray on your shirt when you don't feel like ironing. I forgot what's it called. I think it begins with a D.
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Back on topic:
I wonder if Downy Wrinkle Release works on my ba--*shot by a sniper*
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spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys
someone else is holding the gun now it seems...
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Flatliner can't be THAT bad...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Jowy
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys
someone else is holding the gun now it seems...
It must have been theundeadhero. For the lulz.
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I will post online how much I despise coconuts.
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"Sure, one more drink can't hurt."
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If I have problem, I can just turn to my friends.
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Get drunk. Write assignment. Submit.
(nah jk I didn't submit yet still gotta finish it)
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write drunk; edit sober.
words to live by!
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I've been holding it all day. I can hold it for the next 41 miles. Good thing I drank those two bottles of water. I need to stay hydrated.
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Karaoke bar sounds fun.
also more gin and tonic, please
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I'll just try talking French...
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I jest try talking English...
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This whole cheesecake is for me? (gone in one sitting)
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Get all sixlets in mouth.
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Eating icecream from the assembly line... \/
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Just ten more minutes....
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I can do this tomorrow.
*following day*
I can do this tomorrow.
*following day*
I can do this tomorrow.
etc...
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Just one donut. Maybe another.
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Nah, this joke isn't inappropriate.
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what'd the caterers bring?
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"2 AM? No problem!"
"Sure, I could handle some more work."
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Watching BloodRayne... right now. Though there was fairly decent sex scene at one point. Also the saving grace of the dragon movie Kristanna Loken was in as a Viking.
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whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos in bean dip
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I'll feed that stray cat!
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I don't need to wash my hands just now.
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Overtime+after back workout...
smurf THIS CHAIR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Clo
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
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Ignore early flight check in.
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My bad idea for today was even getting the hell out of bed.
Let's see here.....
-car kept randomly shutting off
-had to go to the welfare office, which was crowded as smurf
-tried to go online at the library to send in a form. Computer kept crashing
-hung out with a friend, who unfortunately brought a bunch of kids I didn't know with her. One of these kids kept mentioning a place I wanna eventually go
-felt like a fifth wheel the whole time I hung out with said friend
-mom being weird as usual and smurfing taking medication while being drunk
-crush not talking to me, and when she does she never tells me anything (I wonder if she'll see this :P )
-PSP generally smurfing up, which is what I play to relieve stress
-the worst one of all, I have to go to work at 8 tomorrow morning. :/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Tigmafuzz
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Clo
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Clo
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Tigmafuzz
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Clo
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.
Not his fault you stuck around :doublecolbert:
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Some cats are loudly screeching and hissing outside. I'm sure they're just hungry. "Here, kitties!"
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lunchtime was naptime today
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bad weather makes bad whole day.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Jiro
Six words. You die now.
Four words: four equals three.
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Twelve words: I really have to pee. Oh! No! It's number two!
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| OOC: | four pages before this turned into poop jokes |
that's a new record
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"Let's argue about posts/page again"
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| OOC: | i heard the boxing bell sound effect ring three times when i read that post |
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Drank overpowered caesars so I couldn't drive our '13 Ford Escape home :( it's so pretty and robotic
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To be fair, I really did have to desperately use the bathroom before I made my post...
bad idea of the day: just watch one more episode of Deadwood. (1am... my parents did this)
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*after having been up at 7:30 AM* "Sure, I'll drink until 1:30."
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chimichanga, carrot cake and gin
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Bad mood ice cream purchase.
(5 words. :))
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| OOC: | When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___; |
Doesn't smell like off food.
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"Sure, I'll play another game."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Jiro
| OOC: | When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___; |
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Not abiding by thread rules... my stomach hurts.
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Took too many shots, passed out on the party bus.
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yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window
SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shorty
yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window
SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER
I NEED MORE THAN FIVE WORDS :OOOOO
Mine: volcano nachos, two potato burritos
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TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES
It was pretty comical, actually.
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potato burritos are disgusting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shorty
TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES
It was pretty comical, actually.
OKAY WELL YOU CAN TELL ME ON MSN
:D :D :D
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Two fat-bowls of spaghetti does not agree with my digestion
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shorty
I'll skip lunch today
BUT SARAH, CHEESEBURGERS WHY? D:
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I decided no instead because fatty fat fat :(
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why did i agree to work morning shift?
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Didn't thank hair stylist.
Didn't tip hair stylist.
Didn't ask hottie's phone number.
Open flip-phone in pocket. CRRRRRRACK! SNAP! :mad:
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Three bowls of Raisin Bran? De.Lici.Ous.
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