Things That Sound Fake But Aren't

Quicksand
Venus Flytraps
Matthew McCounaghey

You know, as a child, I was led to believe that quicksand would have been a bigger danger than it is.

We have fermented rye soup.

Also blood soup. And blood sausage.

President Trump




Still not used to that one :jess:

Islam

Hopefully I don't get axed for saying that

Speaking of cats, they won't be able to find their way home if they lose their whiskers. Also sounds like a myth but also actually scientific


Cats are magic, man

Also on cats and animals in general. Petting is good for your blood pressure.

What the hell is blood soup, Fynn? Are you guys vampires?

It's not like you guys don't have blood sausage too so don't give me that

My girlfriend's sexual climaxes

I hope.

Just about everything I work on at work. When fixing things I usually get a phone call saying the thing on the mabob isn't working. Can you fix it?

Cats being real Pokémon.