I'm going to have so much fun with this
How much organic unsalted butter do I need to fit 36 pygmy elephants into a cement mixer?
What happens when you put a toaster in a vat of raisin pudding? (After you eat the toast of course. :p)
Is it illegal to stab snow people with potatoes?
Why does my flight to Hawaii from Florida have a layover in Alaska?
If you hit your crush with a fish that you kissed and it hits their mouth, does that count as a successful first or just make you a weirdo?
Do colorless green ideals sleep furiously?
Which do you prefer, a bucket of eels that all have little otter pictures around their necks, or otters that are in a bucket made out of live eels?
Is it sad that I actually know the answer to one of these questions? Can you guess which one it is?