General
01) What is your real name?
Justin followed by a embarrassingly Polish name. Those of you who have me on Facebook are laughing.
02) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
30. My birthday is on 28th of May.
03) How tall are you?
5' 10"
04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
I AM A MAN!!! HAR HAR HAR!! TIME TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS IN MY PICK UP TRUCK!!! HAR HAR HAR!!
05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in or what do you study?)
Quality Assurance for a company that manufactures conveyors.
06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Brown and slowly thinning out. I used to dye it jet black in my youth because I was a troubled suburban child. Oh and my eye color is blue.
07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
Yes. I have one sister 10 years younger than me. She used to actually post here 7 or 8 years back.
08) Men: Boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, boyshorts or thong?
Boxers. Everything else feels like I am punishing my balls. Especially the one that hangs lower.
09) What is your worst habit?
I'll answer this one later.
10) What's your favorite video game?
Final Fantasy IV. While my first FF was THE first, FFIV simply captivated me and stayed with me ever since.
11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
I guess getting all the dogs tags and completing all the VR missions in Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance is up there.
12) Favourite TV show?
Star Trek: The Next Generation
13) Favorite band/musical artist?
Nine Inch Nails
14) Favourite movie?
The Empire Strikes Back
15) Favourite actor/actress?
I don't really have one, but throwing out Patrick Stewart's name is always fun.
EoFF
16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
edczxcvbnm, an oldbie here, was keeping in touch with me via email while he was off in college many moons ago. He kept on copy/pasting me cool discussions about Chrono Cross, a newish game at the time. I eventually decided to join in on the action in early 2001!
17) Have you ever met anyone from the forum?
Yes. Jen who you can frequently find in chat, and I went to a meet up with a few members that rarely/don't post here anymore.
18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I am going to cheat name two. I would hang with foa or Tifa's Boobs because they both seem like cool people I can get along with and just generally have a good time. As for something specific? It would really depend on what they would like to do, but I would share a drink with just about any friend I have made here (Jiro and Tigmafuzz are other people I totally would chill with on that note) and relax. If we really had to do something more elaborate, I would look up local interest points and do whatever.
19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
When I first joined my name was Sephex018. It was the early 2000's so it was required by federal law to have numbers in your screen name.
Love
20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?
Yes. Two years with my wonderful girlfriend Shelly who decided to briefly post here for a bit.
21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
I was horsing around online and came across a profile that didn't seem like someone beat their brains in with a bag of hammers. After extensively talking one of one online for a bit we met at a mall (to ensure that neither of us were serial killers or whatever) and from there it really took off.
22) Where were you and how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was in a pool hall in a my hometown when I was 16. It was with one of those girls that was kinda of flaky and said she was your girlfriend one minute then dropped off the face of the earth (she didn't go to my High School at the time).
23) What was the most awkward moment you've had with a crush?
I ran at her with my junk flopping all over the place screaming, "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?"
Miscellaneous
23) The Doctor shows up in his TARDIS and says you get one trip, past, future, or new planet. Where do you go, and why?
I would say the past, but anything I would want to do would involve getting dangerously close to myself and The Doctor wouldn't allow that. So I would go to the future a couple of thousand years to see if humanity is still around and then look up the cliff notes of history. I wouldn't try to obtain info for person gain because, again, The Doctor would slap me reTARDIS.
24) What's your favorite animal? Alternatively, what's your favorite Mythical animal?
Cat. Dragon.
25) Oh no, there's a zombie apoloclypse! You can choose a team of three EoFFers. Who is in your party, and why?
Cuch. I would only chose Cuch. Why? That's all I need. He'd talk the zombies down. They'd feel so bad about themselves that they'd kill themselves (again).
26) What has been the most exciting moment in your life thus far?
Lately? Buying my own condo. Before I was tied to a small apartment that I inherited (but I had to pay way too much for it per month). I just feel very refreshed since I was able to pull this off.
27) Is soup a food or a drink? Carbonated sugar drinks: soda or pop?
It's both. And I am not answering that other question. Played. Out.
28) If you could force a celebrity to join EoFF, who would you pick?
I would like to see Quentin Terantino flip his **** in EoEO.
29) If you could replace yourself with any character in any book, and get to live out their life, who would you choose and why?
Harry Potter. I am not even that big of a fan of the series. It just would be fun to have a destiny and be all important despite how rough things got for the kid.
30) You're now head of the UN. What's your plan to bring World Peace?
Free Tacos.
Extra Credit
Draw an MS paint picture of your experience at EoFF thus far.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...ps6fb08900.gif
Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Honestly I would like to take this time to say that I feel bad for not posting as much these days. Granted, it's not like I disappeared, but still. I have been having a great time here ever since I became active again, and I want to keep that up!
Is there a question you'd like to ask everyone else?
Ever think of the jerk hole?