As I sit here and listen to the original theme song for Pokemon, I wonder what it means to the best member of EoFF. I've been playing the song on repeat for at least 30 minutes now, not allowing myself to listen to anything else until I come to an answer. Quite frankly, this song has gotten annoying and has become more distracting than anything else. All I can think is that I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. But I can't be the best. I wasn't nominated. Much like Ash Ketchum was never the best and probably never will be the best either.
But just who is the best here at EoFF? I really don't know. All I know is that isn't it a little suspicious that Loony BoB bought EoFF so close to the Ciddies? You can buy EoFF, but you can't buy our hearts BoB. For shame, Loony BoB! For shame. The trickery doesn't stop there, though. I know for a fact that Pike's cute little Charmander sig has slowly been hypnotizing the masses in an attempt to have us all vote for her for every award this year. I know I can't look away as Charmander continues to chase its tail. Forever spinning. I must vote for Pike. Pike is the best member. All hail Pike.
Sorry folks. I don't know what just happened there. The point is, the best member of these forums is clearly
Kester223. He may only have one post. He may be a malfunctioning bot. But he was earnest, honest, and very thankful of his one experience on these forums. Let us all strive to be more like Kester in these coming years.
Since he is not in the running for best member, all I can say is Sephex should win best member. Sephex should win every award.