Yeah I forgot that everything in your tiny country is within 50 miles of everything else. My larger point still stands though.
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I'll go with you Pheesh. Then we can drive by NF's house and moon her and give her the finger.
TO MILTON KEYNES!
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Look man, I'm trying to save you from yourself here. It's like if someone said "Oh boy, I've just found the best place to store my forks - this power outlet!" You slap them round the back of the head and give them a firm no. It's just the decent thing to do as a human being.
You have no sense of adventure, Psy.
I've been! Frodo didn't say "oh hey you know where was fun? Mount Doom, let's do that trout again" did he?
I appreciate that, but for all I know I have to electrocute myself in Milton Keynes to make up for all of England's sins. You don't tell Ghandi not to starve himself for what he believes in and you don't stop a man visiting Milton Keynes if he is called by a force stronger than himself.
Some horrible things in life just have to be witnessed in person. Otherwise the full force of grey cannot be truly realised.
And they were both so horribly scarred from the experience they had to go to Valinor (my vote is Stratford-upon-Avon) for a short recuperation period of forever.
One of these years I might actually be back in the UK for one of these gatherings.
MK isn't THAT bad. It has... uh... that indoor ski slope! And shopping centres! And that tacky Indian restaurant that looks like a miniature Taj Mahal! And a theatre!
If you believe grid-based city design is the perfect metaphor for the dull, grinding prison that is your existence, then Milton Keynes is the place for you!