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Some Halloween jokes for you all!
Why was the ghost unhappy with her appearanche?
Tee hee.She wanted a boooooooooob job.
Where did the zombie go when he wanted some brains for dinner?
GUFFAW.Not the Republican National Convention.
Where did the werewolf who was afraid of GMOs shop?
Nyuk nyuk.Howl Foods.
Why did the mummy lose all of her friends?
Kek.She started selling It Works! wraps.
What was the vampire's favorite late-night MMO?
Hehe.Final Fangtasy XIV.
Why did the little witch get sent to bed with no supper?
Lol.For cursing! (She said bitch.)
Why was Frankenstein's monster afraid to get married?
Lmao.His bride was also a Frankenstein monster! Aah, scary!
Why was the Grim Reaper so grim?
...Because today was the day there were going to shoot Harambe. Today was the day he was meant to ascend to the plane above and harvest that, the gentlest, the noblest of souls. Try as he might, there was no way to stop it. He was Death incarnate, and he could not cheat Himself. To watch as that noble beast was slaughtered for naught, while the vilest of humans continued to destroy the Earth, which had survived for millenia. Harambe was a light in the darkness, but the humans extinguished it. And with it, they were bringing their own demise. Perhaps in a way, he should be thankful, for his purpose was to reap souls. But someday--someday quite soon--there would be no more souls to reap. Without that purpose, would he exist?
#dicksout
<3 A Halloween crossword I hope you will enjoy E>
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thank mr skeltal
TRICK OR TREAT
dick or treat
Pike, I give you...
A trout ton of Reese's for hosting this event. :D
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Night Fury, I give you...
An assortment of Bad Dragon products! A trick, a dick, and a treat all wrapped into one!
*snip*
Trick or treat!
Bubba, I give you...
Jack Daniels. Use it all in one place! :D
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TRICK OR TREAT!
Fynn, I give you...
A broken Nintendo Switch. Bad luck, m8.
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TREAT OR TREAT!
Pumpkin, I give you...
A cute anime pumpkin girl!
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Ding dong! Hello I am skeleton! Trick or treat?
Psychotic, I give you...
A giant steak cooked medium rare (shhh it's still cooking)!
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IN the name of the Hallow Moon! I Trick or Treat you!
Freya, I give you...
A lifetime supply of Ramen (valued at $50)!
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Wild PUDGY BIRD APPEARED.
PUDGY BIRD uses Trick or Treat!
Trick or treat!
Pudgy Bird, I give you...
A hot fella!
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