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Go away! Now!

LOL, I'll have to try that

Is that a compliment? Or is it just an observation?

I don't have to! Because I'm just so amazing!

Boo! As if I wasn't expecting that!

Because it is! How are you supposed to have sex with someone on the other side of the world? We all know a relationship without sex is just a friendship. Fair enough, if you live close and can see...

I beg to differ.

Strawberries have some. A bit rounded, but points all the same.[/quote]

You're wrong! Case closed!

I think the majority of the regular members on here are in serious relationships.[/quote]

I wouldn't go that far! Most of the people on here are dating eachother. That's just plain weird.

I put the phone down...

I'm just making fun of the guys in EOEO who actually resort to asking for help on a Final Fantasy forum! At least half the regular users on here don't know the first thing about relationships,...

Is that good or bad? I'm not actually fat... My toes are kinda chubby though...

Of course it's not a serious post!

Fantastic! Just the kind of response I'd expect from someone like myself! Well done!

You take forums way too seriously! Most people do on here! It's weird! And annoying as hell!

I'm told that I have girls feet... That's good isn't it? Girls have nice feet! I'm an 18 y/o male!

No can do.

I was walking through town today, and this really fit blonde girl was walked past me. I never spoke to her. I doubt she saw me staring at here amazing phisique, but I really wish I had stopped her to...

If they ask for John, I say "John's dead..."

Same goes if they ask for someone who doesn't live in my house.

Congratulations on your piss-poor attempt to spark anything other than your own embarrassment.[/quote]

Go away! You've just embarrassed yourself by assuming that you're so amazing. I can't stand...

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JavaScript (Just for simple dynamic things.)
PHP (As a scripting language for SQL...

Verdana! But small text! If you don't like it... I don't care! Get some glasses you idiot! Or just zoom in if you're that desperate! Anyone who doesn't use Verdana is a noob.

I'm naked! No joke! I got naked just so that I could reply with an honest answer!

You Americans! In England, pants are underwear. So, what am I supposed to say? My penis!

Bananas! Every other fruit is pointless!

Just copy Harry Potter why don't you?