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The irony is that whenever we used to play minecraft the wooden sword I made at the start would always be called "The Pig Slapper" in reference to this bulltrout.

I smurfing love you Paul you...

Christmas you psychopath! what are you doing bringing back this story?

Though I admit Paul's gotten better in the telling over the years. He has legitimately convinced people who know me of it's...

Ok so probably been discussed at sometime in the distant past but sue me, I'm a rebel.

I recently got a new PC thanks to my old one literally dying on me (PSU/Motherboard issues = RIP)

New...

I could take your joke to the real extreme Shauna by saying my love language is Russian

:D

You know, there's almost as many bots here these days as there are on Facebook's failed dating app.

I believe it to be Vagrant Story, that game's combat system was a pain in the ass to master.

Being a brown eyed man of distinguished taste and immense destructive capacity I support this endeavor. We would begin with wiping out Quin.

It truly will I think haha



Saxophone playing is hard but easier than the fear of bees



You know what is hard? Perfecting an omelet. That trout is difficult. Steve, did you get your omelet...

Nice man! Is any of the good stuff shareable?[/QUOTE]

I'm not ready to share some of it. I think it would be too big a shock for some people here having known me for so many years. I say this...

Congrats to all the parents and expectant parents.



Unless you're gonna live in a cave - that isn't gonna work

I'm currently working part time, looking at September full time hopefully....

We all come out of the woodwork sometimes Christmas but I reckon you're approx 6 months early ;)

I'd say I fall in to the Neutral Good category. I try to help people even when doing so will harm me.

1) Honesty. I'm always honest about things, even to a fault. My honesty has led to me being hurt and yet I would rather be honest and open about situations than lie to people.

2) Understanding. I...

A Pop Tart is a pastry.

Technically, a Pop Tart shares more in common with a danish than ravioli.

Now that you've made me insult Danish pastries I have to work with a bad taste in my mouth.
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Early 2016: Trump starts his election campaign, Proto makes his last post
Early 2021: Trump is ousted, Proto returns

COINCIDENCE???

Out of curiosity, how many golf courses do you own?[/QUOTE]...

I think in a way that the analogy I used a while back of the campfire is certainly true. And I know I'm one of those slowly fading away to the darkness. EOFF was a huge part of my life but as Del...

Initially I would probably spend paused time doing things that entertain me. If single player games are all that work in the time being frozen (my guess is multiplayer games don't work outside of PvE...

Where do I begin with the reckless trout I have done?

My entire life is pretty reckless tbh especially my youth. But then in my youth I did not expect to live this long.

That said I still do...

I'm thankful for EoFF because it introduced me to some wonderful people. It also has been here for me at the hardest moments in my life.

We have agreed never to speak the name of The Banished Ace again.[/QUOTE]

Instead he is simply known as The Banished Ace. A near mythological being used to scare newbies. Much like the one known...

I'll give you the gift that I think I still have all the old Election Kaycee memes me and Paul made when we were "The Party" on my photobucket. I'll send you all of them one per day until the 12 days...

So my nieces and nephews still get me to make them milkshakes and hot chocolates whenever I am over because apparently, according to their expert opinions no one makes them quite as good as Steve.
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Immediate pettition to re-instate "I cried aloud with mirth and merriment" as the filtered version of lol.

Psychotic when he decided that Destiny was a young man's game and he couldn't get in to another competitive ranked shooter after Halo even when I was begging him to get it and join me having fun...

I've only ever lived in London. Population is approx 7m residents and on a busy tourist season that leaps to 10m people in the city a day when you factor in commuters from outerlying cities and...