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Kinda stuck your own foot in your mouth eh? The comment you put about me doesn't bother me because your probably an out of shape fatsican who doesn't know the meaning of living healthy or training...

Starring at it, my girlfriend at that time said, " whoa.. that thing is huge" ..

One groupie girl was like, " I liked your music." I was like, "thanks." Then she was like, " no, I REALLY liked...

What about the late great Randy Rhodes and "Mr. Crowley!"
I love that solo

good to see most people seem happy.

Me, I say f!@# the world.

hahaha... That's one of the "best things about the opposite sex".. too bad that really is changing. Less women are cooking so fast food is a must. Fatness of America is all womens' fault!

Eating a Big Mac for dinner celebrates the 4th in an American way, right?

I also did other noteworthy American things 2day, which would probably be not good to mention. Ahh, the forefathers would...

if men ruled the world. We would be able to carry around big bonking sticks to knock out large hip boned/breasted women and do as we please w/ them. Sounds like fun times.

It does get repetitive and boring if you aren't training for anything in particular. I used to train hardcore for MMA. Now I hardly work out, like 1-2 days a week, 3 if I'm lucky. But I get ripped...

I keep hearing this debate. The skinny guy says "no matter what I do I can't gain muscle." But I want to look like Barret of FF 7! I'm pretty skinny think I could do it?

Really though, what...

not using turn signals.

or using them right when they turn like they're reminding themselves they are turning. The turn signals are supposed to warn people behind you you are about to turn or...

hey I read comics still and play music all day long and also try to get video games in and I totally have fun! Forget what people say, though you'll end up cold, lonely, and bored.. Really, I think...

Let's face it guys are attracted to womens' bodies. But I was wondering what body parts you girls are attracted too since we seem o be headed towards a more androgenous society where women are just...

I have doubles of the original record. nice stuff.

never, but I have a lot of pus and mucous in my body. So I sniffle and sneeze and pick my nose alot!

Buckethead feels bad for the chickens!!!

Stop eating the best tasting protein laden food we can eat, NOW!!! Save the chickens!


Now that is some revolutionary sloganing right there. Civil...

don't shave!!! the hair will grow back thicker until you resemble a sasquatch. Then it is only a matter of time before people mistake you for bigfoot, put you into a zoo, and feed you bannnas all...

Girls seem to have a preference for my nuts.

But I prefer almonds and walnuts.

The mashed potatoes are still good


or are the potatoes inhumanely treated?

I believe I have been abducted by aliens several times. They examine my body, as it is a perfect and prime example of a fit human male specimen. I think they have me mate w/ their alien females to...

someone told me I have nice eyes and asked, "can I have them when you die?" Sure... I wouldn't need em anymore eh?

try pulling your armpit hair out!

hahahahahaa!!! :D Funny stuff!

eyes de Rachael Leigh Cook

hips and booty de Vida Guerra

smile de jessica alba

breasts de Pamela Anderson

gymnast legs and booty

Thanks for the suggestions, I'll definitely need the "fridge forum"...someday...

Finding good forums is a harder than finding good oatmeal chocolate chip cookies w/ the right softness.

Sounds interesting... What do you mean exactly though about the media? What about them? Also, what do you think is wrong with public institutions?