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I nominate myself for eternal ruler of planet Houston.

Ciddies? What a stupid name. 'Zoddies' sounds better.

My name is Zod and I'll enslave you humans because I can do it. I won't tell you my age, but one thing's sure: I will outlive every one of you.

Now, kneel.

It's easy, just do this:

http://www.paper-wings.org/gallery/ushi/puchiko-kneel.jpg

And you make Zod happy.

Missed me?

Kneel.

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/media/zod-paper.jpg

Resistence is futile.

Zod.

Kneel or die?

Thanksgiving? Is this typical of Houston?

No jokes here.

Rest in peace.

So, is Heidegger from planet Houston too?

Nonsense. Kneel now or die. KNEEL!

You humans are hopeless... in Spanish there's something called 'Imperativo', it's a verbal form used to give orders. If you don't know Spanish just don't say anything, because you'll be wrong. You...

Zod doesn't need help from pathetic humans. All you have to do is kneel before Me.

Heidegger is a clown and may kneel before Zod.

'Arrodillaos ante Zod' is the correct form. It's plural, it means "(you) kneel before Zod", and it's a command. 'Se arrodilla ante Zod' means "he/she kneels before Zod". Nice try anyways.

And...

Ignorant being, ask any Spanish speaker and you'll see who's right. Zod never lies.

Who cares???? Just KNEEL!!

Arrodillaos ante Zod = Kneel before Zod

Just kneel before Me.

¡Arrodillaos ante Zod!

Kneel before Zod!

You humans are funny beings.

Kneel before Zod.

No. Zod is eternal.

Call me Zod.

KNEEL!

The son of Jor-El? I'll make him eat that stupid red and blue uniform. But before, he'll kneel before Zod the Great.