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It is a hilarious joke...

So where did I come?

a tree disguised as a cow

:(

Jesus ducking Christ, do you need an explaination?

Meat Puppet is my crush.
If we ever met my first words to him would probably be, 'Bite the pillow honey, I am coming in dry,'.

<!--Oh go ass lick somewhere else. My butt hole is already wet from the vet earlier.-->*snip*

Language such as that is not acceptable here. Clean up your act. ~ Leeza

I pooed on my girlfriends chest. She was kind of surprised.

Me.

Evil people have all the fun!

Guess.

So when is the Iceland meet?

OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Usually I would just use a knife or an orginised stampede, but this South Park thing works too.

Woo, that is huge!

I'm pretty sure the Spear of Destiny is in the attic somewhere.

I would kill the president and the butcher!

Oh. My. God. I've just realised; my dog is naked! I better go buy him some threads.

Tommy is the best cat!

When you are trying to give lesser races rights.

Moo! Lets just be racist then!

King Kong?
I have seen that twice already and it is boring. The second time I went to see it my friend had to crack racist jokes to keep me awake, but that wasn't enough :(

Oh my, a tree could tell that joke better than you!

So here I go:

Why did the Kola fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because it was...

General Chat will never run out of ideas! He will always have a super fabulous strategy in his moustache that will sway the battle in his favour!

General Opinion will lose!

I didn't bother reading all your posts but thanks for the warm welcome, I think...