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please ban him.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SIR WILLIAM MARK ANDREW JAMES MICHAEL GLOVER (OR AGRUDIS TO YOU COMMONERS) IS INFACT A FRAUD.
HAVING FOUND EOFF BELIEVING THE FORUM TO BE ONE...

simple, I play the recording of a single gun shot that I keep handy and then hang up :D

At the beginning :D

University fee's
£3000 a year to do something the goverment are begging more people to do

The true purpose involves a sex act and Colonel Sanders.[/quote]

I will have that image forever imbedded in my brain, you have tainted my dear innocent little mind :p

Will the chicken ever be allowed to cross the road without his motives being questioned?

I got low on everything except Schizotypal
I feel so betrayed, it would seem the internet dosen;t really know me at all :(

I eat cereal at an alarming rate when i'm drunk

*Sings*
How do you like your eggs in the mornin'...
... I like mine with a kiss
:goomba:

you should steal it and train it to be your own personal desktop cleaner

I tapped on the screen to see if it would distract, it didn't
very efficent indeed :p

*Salutes* Welcome Captain, your wish is my command.

Indeed, its still puzzling me quite a lot :D



Hmm, I liked Catcher in the Rye, but the random nature of this meant i enjoyed this more I think

Would that be with or without the scrotum?

If you could be one of the Mr Men or Little Miss characters who would you be.
I would definatley be Mr. Pernickety

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Hello one and all :D
due to the complete and utter fail of my laptop it has been an age and a half since i visited the fair land of EOFF. Computers are indeed the bane of my existance, anywhoo i...

I can play Tenor Horn (its a weird brass instrument :p)
I also like to pretend that i'm really good on the piano but the truth is if you ever found yourself in a room with me and a piano you should...

ooh difficult, Fruit and Nut is always nice...
actually no, peanut butter kitkats for the win

Hallo Please, welcome to Mr. EOFF
oh and ... Huzzah

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A Boobie?

EDIT: Aaaah I is having a red egg too, where has this cheeky little munchkin come from

EDIT2: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I got rid of that little critter :cool:

would it be wrong to admit that I think i'm growing a beard, all my friends keep pulling hairs out of chin, they are really long too, i'm rather worried about it :Eek:

I would try and make giant spikes with it :D