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Not only that, we also have to entertain the possibility that the damm thing still had spikes on its back while she was doing it. Ouch.

I know this thing has been beaten like a dead horse, but the...

Oh my god that game was so mediocre I forgot all about it. I was legitimately intrigued by it when I first saw it at E3 because im a sucker for that historical period, but when I saw the "combat" in...

Frankly, I think its silly. I'm not gonna pull the whole realism card for a fantasy game, but trout should still make sense in the context of a fictional universe. Basically, you should create a...

Yeah the game definitely merits a second playthrough, but for now I have a small backlog of games to finish off. I was pleasantly surprised to see as many players online in this game as I did two...

Not a single character from 13. Everything here seems to be in order.

I would like to see a well written character.

Yah, that's it.

How many cops does it take to chage a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they just beat the room for being black.

This game is easily one of the best I've played in years, and I feel obligated just to support the damm thing with my money...again. 5 bucks? Sold.

Hand holding doesn't bother me much because I can usually tolerate it for the beginning and occasionally I am thick about a particular mechanic and its actually useful to me. What does bother me is...

Thats not fair, the game wasn't even released here in Australia! Doubt I would have been mature enough to appreciate it given what I just learned about it after a quick google search.


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My earliest gaming memory was me playing the likes of Crash Bandicoot 3, and Spyro the Dragon. For you N64 kids, they were basically the Sony equivalent of Mario 64 and Zelda. I even played some age...

Hmm, how do I put this? Much has changed since I last posted. I tried once again to get into this game and I'm finally hooked. Theres really nothing I can say about this game that hasn't been said...

My god I love Richard Cheese. People I tell about him get all uppity that hes somehow "ruining" the original songs, but its a humourous and sometimes puts a new spin on a great song that's become a...

My favourite Halloween costume of all time was my friend dressing up as Dr Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now that was really "scary".

He never lived it down with a lot of people,...

Everybody knows Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant and paints "happy little trees" to deal with his anger issues and traumatic memories.

Bob Ross will smurf you up.

Listened to the first four seconds before closing the tab.

I realize that memes used to be an inside joke that only had meaning within the context of a particular community. When people outside of...

Depends on genre of the game. In a (good) survival horror title or something like Metro 2033 it is heavily encouraged you pick up absolutely everything you can, and I will. In an RPG I am usually...

Years ago while playing GTA San Andreas I realized you could save yourself from falls of ridiculous height so long as you were in a vehicle, even a push bike. So naturally I jumped off the tallest...

Jade Cocoon 2. The dialogue is heavy-handed, the story is rock simple, the characters are annoying, its plagued with various bugs, and its level design is uninspired. But godamm there is just...

Call of Battlefield Modern Black Ops Machismo 5: The Bulleting.

In all seriousness too many to individually itemize, but here's some dishonorable mentions.

Dead Rising 3, for demonstrating...

Oh man, I know what you mean. The new guys they have on music aren't bad or anything, but almost every track is utterly forgettable to me besides "A Thousand Words". Well I also remember "Real...

There is one glaring flaw with the ATB system in that game. Any action you take with a charge time are placed into a "queue" of other actions with a charge time. Only one of these can take place at a...

What? Dont the trailers just consist of nothing but some cutscenes that we have no context for? Did I miss something? Because I cant see how you can tell anything based on that trailer I saw alone.
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Once for the holidays we went to a small country town and stayed at a relatives house that they weren't currently using. When we tried to get to sleep that night, something was moving around in the...

Invisible War you mean?

I've been wanting to play it forever but I can't get the damn thing to work on my computer. It always crashes after character creation. Too bad because I LOVED both the...