Search:

Interesting. Would you be interested in having an interview with me at a time we're both available in EoFF's very own chat channel?

Lawyers? Oh, no, no, not necessary at all. In order to be fair and partial in the way of the news I suppose I must talk to all the party's leaders. I will plan interviews to take place in the chat...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello partiers.

This here is Matoya, resporter and investigator for the EyesOn news. There seems to be rumors abound about your members and ethics. You calim to love hats. Then your spotted...

Oh BoB, my prettybird, come talk to me. Let's go somewhere private where I can have an interview. I want to know all about you.

There seems to be a problem here. When I ask Del Murder for an interview Psychotic shows up. When I ask one member for a photo op another member takes his place. Quotes are being misdirected as one...

Sir. Sir! You've not yet answered my questions. The EyesOn new will not be ignored!

No response. Do you mean to say you're not interested in anything?

I
I seemed to have forgotten what I was going to say. Hello, BoB. Do you mind if I stay here a while. I just want to stay and stare into those eyes, those big beautiful eyes.

We here at EyesOn News are interested in hearing what it is you do care about.

A real issue?

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Matoya and I am very very concerned. It seems to me you're coming at the forums with your eyes closed! Do I appreciate gunk in my eyes? Well, no, I...

Oh, boobies, what have you done? Betrayed those you were loyal to in order to claim power for yourself? My dear, you struck too soon. You failed to rally the people behind a cause before appointing...

Back in my day we used to party it up by lighting the scented candles and dyeing our broom ends. What kind of parties can we expect the Party Party to provide?

Hello partiers.

It seems to me several very interesting things have been happening in here. You claim to model yourselves after Cid yet all I see is talk about root beer. Everyone knows the great...