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Guy's many of you probably won't believe me but after an insane acid trip my laptop was stolen.
Therefore I'm gonna be alot more scarce...
On the plus side i woke up making out with a smurfing...

Gotta dig those clouds rising from the top

Before clicking I reccomend playing some power metal for some nice effect.
I gotta get me apair of these, seriously.

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There's magic in the air folks.
Oh yes.

This was deemed more acceptable then my other two which made leeza claw out her eyes in horror.
Also rabites smurfin' rock

That's when I do it most...

Well, the CKs keep closing my threads because they said I had no topics or something, so I'm trying to start a discussion.
Whenever I scratch myself(especially in the lower regions) I have the...

I've (amazingly) not been drunk taked in eoff yet, however I've woken up twice in the real drunk tank.
First time it had rained that night. It rained like it was the frikken end of the world. I was...

So does anyone else sniff thier hand after they scratch themselves or am I just a freak?

THATS EXACTLY WAS I WAS GOING TO SAY! OMGMz!!!1YOU STOLE MY ROD!!!IKIL;LYOO!!!/!
Ahem, okay now I have that out of my system, I want to get an extendable rod, or a battle axe, one small enough to...

Quitting and doing a damn good job of it!
I'm down to one every two days on average

Gengi, try clicking the link.

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A moment of silence for those who have lost thier lives while giving it thier all.

So are people who bitch about global warming.

Psy, i love you for takikng the irony bait.
And Gengi, I'm not whining about something that doesn't effect me, i'm bitching about something that effects the whole forums slightly. I realize it's not...

Cloudknob2004
three periods at a time dude.
and you just say it needs to be closed because you know what sparked this thread.

Say there is a hypothetical thread titled "What is your favorite soda?" and the topic is, suprise suprise, what kind of soda do you like?
Half of the people respond with "I don't drink soda".
This...

I'm the emo drunk who whines about lost love until it's my turn on stage at Kareaoke, and then I'm god for three minutes.

Ok, so let me get this straight, someone in this community might have AIDS and you are all conentrating on giving them /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif about having sex? Get a frikken life and grow...

Hardly, but you do not deny the topic!

There is a topic! SHRIMP FREAKING PASTE! AND DOOM!

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We're doomed!
Smurfin' doomed!

My real name is Nathan P. Sarkozi even though on my short stories i sign Nathan S. Powell. I'll let you figure the psudonom out.

Career wise I want to be doing exactly what I do right now on these forums, say randomly stupid /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, make fun of stupid people and be loved for it. Either that of a heavy...

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ICELAND EFF TEE DOUBLE-YOUGH!!!