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    are we supposed to search the above poster's post...

    are we supposed to search the above poster's post for our favorite line or can we make one up? :D

    I like this line the best. _______________ It's so beautiful! :D
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    Oh yeah, I did this one time, and not only that,...

    Oh yeah, I did this one time, and not only that, I dressed up to look the part. It was totally awesome, I was all "Damn, you one sexy bitch, zaq." Then I woke up.
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    http://www.jazlink.com/jazlbums/lolcat/invisible_b...

    http://www.jazlink.com/jazlbums/lolcat/invisible_bike.jpg
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    I heard about this. Funny stuff, because dumb...

    I heard about this. Funny stuff, because dumb criminals usually always mess up and get caught. And AK, that statement about "smart criminals" isn't true, they do eventually get caught, just not right...
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    I'm mostly a dipper rather than a smotherer....

    I'm mostly a dipper rather than a smotherer. Though, some sauces are okay with smothering, like... gravy!
  6. Thread: dream thread

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    So this one time I dreamt I was getting hit on by...

    So this one time I dreamt I was getting hit on by some chick with glasses, but eventually we were making out, and then out of the blue, at least in my dream, she asked me if I was thinking about her...
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    I always had a guilty pleasure of dancing to the...

    I always had a guilty pleasure of dancing to the "Macarena"

    HEEEEEY MACARENA!
  8. Fine, you guys win. I just nominated some people...

    Fine, you guys win. I just nominated some people for some stuff like just recently! It was hard I tell you! I skipped most of the stuff that actually required me to know who's a newbie, a regular, or...
  9. Jessweeee♪ is like that hyperactive girl that...

    Jessweeee♪ is like that hyperactive girl that everyone secretly finds annoying but never have the heart to tell her in person to say that in her face because she's so giddy and happy and no one wants...
  10. I was told to nominate, but I don't know who to...

    I was told to nominate, but I don't know who to nominate for most of the awards. :(
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    I have only 64 posts. :( Am I doing this wrong?

    I have only 64 posts. :( Am I doing this wrong?
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    Yeah, it looks like it does drop in size while...

    Yeah, it looks like it does drop in size while viewing profiles.

    Edit: Apparently, it's just scaled to fit 60 by 60 in profiles, so you have nothing to worry about. :D
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    Poll: Wow, that was disturbing how you described the...

    Wow, that was disturbing how you described the death of that poor kitty. :(

    Um, when I was a wee kid, I showed a little kitten to my dog. I thought they would be good friends, but apparently, I...
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    Nothing scares me.

    Nothing scares me.
  15. Thread: Toes

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    Poll: I never paid any attention to this, but my second...

    I never paid any attention to this, but my second toe is longer than my big toe.
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    Time to spill the beans! I'm surprised I'm not...

    Time to spill the beans! I'm surprised I'm not banned yet. :)
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    Welcome to Eyesonff!

    Welcome to Eyesonff!
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    Yay! My keyboard is now a musical instrument!

    So, there's this cool program called <a href="http://thebatman.net/keybored/">keybored</a> which makes music from typing. It's quite fun, and there's even a wiki that lists some songs you can play....
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    No. It looks like a waste of time to me. :D

    No. It looks like a waste of time to me. :D
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    It's a hoax, but I do think it would be cool to...

    It's a hoax, but I do think it would be cool to "own" some moon property. :D Of course, considering the economy, I'd have a hard time selling it. :\
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    This one time, I fell asleep on the bathroom...

    This one time, I fell asleep on the bathroom floor right after I took a shower. It was awkward to say at least.
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    Marilyn Chambers

    Marilyn Chambers
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    I prefer my salads with thousand island dressing,...

    I prefer my salads with thousand island dressing, though I also like ranch dressing as well.
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    a clone of myself? If it's an exact carbon copy...

    a clone of myself? If it's an exact carbon copy clone, hell no. I'm pretty ugly. lol. If it's one of those clones that take on a different look, like maybe different gender... maybe!
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    This party needs more members too. :O

    This party needs more members too. :O
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