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Yeah I'd probably come along, no excuse really seeing as I live in Birmingham. Not sure what days untill near the time because of work but can I be a very possible!

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My Valentines day will be spent at uni and with my flatmate watching Wednesday night tv (never mind the buzzcocks, with Preston throwing a hissy fit... get in!) and making a list on reasons why not...

When I am at home yes, but only because my bed is unstable and I always fall out of it and get back it bed without realising.


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I've got a CV but hasn't been updated since I was about 16. Also fo my carrer I have to produce a portfolio showing 45 hours of extra learning as well all the skills abd training I've attended. I...

J'ai une poussion, il s'apelle Bernard et est rouge et noir

I like and can speak random french. It makes for much amusement when i go their

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As follows:

1 Lemsip (the drink form not the tablets)
A bit of honey
Loads of whiskey or brandy, depending on your preference

Mix together in a mug and enjoy. Been having this remedy since I...

I would but most my drunken tales seem to involve thieving and/or men... seeing as the innocent minded might be reading I don't want to corrupt

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http://www.noveltyflyingcape.com/

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I'm currentley watching my fool of a flat mate trying to use my stereo by attempting to shove a tape into the mini disc player, and getting very annoyed that it won't fit...
...and now she is trying...

When I'm at placement on the hopsital:
Early shift: 5.45-6.45 (depending onif it is a 7 or an 8 o'clock start)
Late shift: 11am
Night shift: about 4pm

Uni:
7.30


The fun part of my job is...

Thanks to the wind my flatmate couldn't get to her Kylie concert in Manchester because Birmingham new street was closed. Had to take for a Modern China to cheer her up!

On a lighter note a washing...

I get this one all the time, especially by ODP's

'What's a midwife's best form of contraception...

...her face!'

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I wish I was a cattapillar

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Yey for brum (i'm biased becuase i study here) although may i suggest not planning it between the 9-23 of April because sadly I would not be able to make and I know that would ruin the entire event
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Yep its called temazepam

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I think my loopyness is my favourite, it makes my life more intresting.

I would like to be more empathethic, sometimes I'm too harsh for my own good

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Tied between expedient and pertinent (pertinently-expedient)

They were the worst lecturer I have ever suffered, favourite words hence just the mention of them now has me in stitches because she...

The two (possibly threee) bizarrest babies names I've encountered at work are

Ace
Lucky
and possibly Anakin (not sure if the parents actually went through with it. The father and I were saying...

Occasionally, but usually I never get to fufil it. I either go to sleep and forget about or it gets replaced by another great idea.

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Paracetamol from the drugs trolley mini bottles of alcohol hand gel is as crazy as I get. Although once my friend asked me to steal her some urine dipsticks and baby labels. I never found out why.
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mmmm salt and vinegar crisps... I like the burning feel.

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I work with doctors and yes most of them are clueless. I have to tell the SHO's what to do and I'm still a student

When my brother goes to see the doctor they try to give him a cardiac arrest to...

Me and my flatmates enjoy it but not for the same reasons as everyone else. We find it more amusing then erotic and take the mick out of it.

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1) 17cm (6 3/4 in)
2) 8.5cm (3 1/4 in)

Either I have long fingers or thin palms

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My bed, because i'm tired and i miss it.

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