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Wow, I can't even remember the last time I posted on here. However, I've always wanted to post a picture of myself.

The first one is photoshopped so that I look cooler than I actually did.
The...

I would take a crap in the mouth of every person I hate.

I work at Albertsons. It's your store.

Our first dog was named Peaches, then we had Conchita, then we had a rabbit whose name I forgot and another whose name was Heaven. Later I got two hermit crabs and named them Elvis and Presley. ...

I lost my cat the other day. I think her name is Princess Leia. I don't know where it went. Probably moved like all of our other ones that didn't die. Oh well, we'll just buy another one.

Heh, I thought it was real. Even after reading the Mario and Tifa comments I still thought it was real. I just thought that the person who wrote the article was in shock of the decision and decided...

I wouldn't say it's wrong, but it just depends on the other person I guess.

I like to push people from behind. Not to knock them over but just to let them know I'm there.

I wish on my computer, because I'm always wishing it would die.

I live in a family full of big people (except for my mom and me). Every one is over six feet tall and 180 pounds. So for me I'd have to say American cars rule over the rest just because of the size.

Yes, I did. I have recalculated it just for those who would like to know, and I used a calculator this time. There are 7,776,000 square inches in a football field, including the endzones. If you...

Two years ago, when I was at a football game with the band, I calculated the number of square inches that were in a football field. I forgot the number, but it was smaller than I expected.

Hah, I heard a joke about Texas and Oklahoma.

Do you know why Oklahoma is so windy?
Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows.

Knee-slapper right there.

Stupid people. And not just the people who do something stupid everynow and then. I'm talking about people who are really really stupid, like they don't think about anything at all before they act....

Winged Sorceress, your dad rocks. My dad is a firefighter too. In his early years he did what you said your dad did but now he's just an engineer and drives the firetruck.

I go and pop some pills. Actually they are vitamins, called triptophan, that help me naturally get over my depression but they do work like a charm. I'm not saying try it though because these were...

Clan Kelthurx.

I really don't understand why people get hurt when insulted. If someone calls a strait person a homosexual, why should that person get mad? Is he/she a homosexual? No, (s)he's not. If someone calls...

Probably 1-2 hours right now. My ps2 in getting worked on, because it kicked the bucket, and I really don't play many computer games.

TheAbominatrix>>>Satan was Lucifer, angel of music and... something else I believe


angel of light.

Well I dont' no none o dem hicks or redneckers but I sher can tell quit a feu "you mit be a redneck if ..." joks.

You know that the mother Mary was played by a Jew. If she was willing to act in this movie then it can't be anit-semitic? I haven't seen it yet, so I can't really comment on it that much, but I do...

To me this kind of sounds a bit like Charles Manson's idea that The Beatles were singing songs of prophecy to him about the end of the world in their "White" album.

I attempted to hit my friend in the head with a two-by-four but missed and hit him in the neck. Hit another friend in the back of the head with my back packwhich had a bunch of books and binders and...

I bob both of my legs, first one and then the other, and I bite my nails, but normally I don't get nervous, and if I do then I control myself enough so that I appear normal.

I've thought about killing myself, but I never got around to actually trying it. And then I got to the point to where I began to like pain iwas going through (which was really weird). But my parents...