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  1. Once, my boss needed to get onto my work account....

    Once, my boss needed to get onto my work account. He started pushing me around to try and get me to give him my password.
    I can't think of all the horrible adjectives to describe the shiftiness of...
  2. Thread: WINNING!

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    With the trouble I'm having with this store, I...

    With the trouble I'm having with this store, I would love to have a giant chunk of cash added into my bank account just so I could build it.
    If I had just millions from a lotto victory, I'd explode...
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    I don't understand this game, but I'll try not to...

    I don't understand this game, but I'll try not to post in this thread again.
  4. Thread: Dreams

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    I usually dream about running through mazes. They...

    I usually dream about running through mazes. They tend to be dark, eerie structures, old gothic palaces, odd ancient archaeological ruins (usually of designs that are surprisingly NOT reminiscent of...
  5. Thread: WINNING!

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    I don't think I'd want a tree city, but I've...

    I don't think I'd want a tree city, but I've always been infatuated by the idea of a home in the trees. Somewhere between camping, freedom and luxury.

    I also have always wanted something like an...
  6. Thread: The Watch

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    Every time I see this thread, I think of Pulp...

    Every time I see this thread, I think of Pulp Fiction.

    I have no idea how do find your watch though. I know somebody who might, but he's not my friend. He's a distant friend of my father who we...
  7. Torpor tor·por/ˈtôrpər/ Noun: A state...

    Torpor

    tor·por/ˈtôrpər/


    Noun: A state of physical or mental inactivity; lethargy.
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    Someday, I'll learn to keep my mouth shut. ...

    Someday, I'll learn to keep my mouth shut.

    *Closes eyes tight. Cracks knuckles*
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    Aren't you the cutest widdle thing! Yes you are!...

    Aren't you the cutest widdle thing! Yes you are! Yes you are!
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    Members are wonderful. I am a big fan of members!...

    Members are wonderful. I am a big fan of members! I find all of all of you members delightful and all the members of all of our members delightful, and I believe that we should all be able to indulge...
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    Judging by my infinitesmall understanding of...

    Judging by my infinitesmall understanding of history, I'd guess that they didn't respect Pocahontas, whoever she was, enough not to call her a whore.

    But maybe it simply meant that she had a lot...
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    Fixed?

    Fixed?
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    So Disney goes through all this work to take...

    So Disney goes through all this work to take upsetting, pointlessly tragic stories and make them into wonderful, memorable tales of magic and love, and all we want to do is lambast that effort and...
  14. Awesome. Am I allowed to guess again or is that...

    Awesome.
    Am I allowed to guess again or is that double guessing?
    I'll guess something that doesn't start with a T and put it in spoiler tags just in case.
    Apple
  15. Spumescent spu·mes·cent adjective. like froth...

    Spumescent
    spu·mes·cent
    adjective. like froth or foam; frothing; foaming. Origin: L spumescens, prp. of spumescere, to grow frothy
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    I'm in South Florida, and when I R.U.N.N.O.F.T.,...

    I'm in South Florida, and when I R.U.N.N.O.F.T., I had a car, which was a pretty good leg up, and one you ain't got. Other than that, I had to hustle to find a place to live and a job and in about 3...
  17. Thread: Jiro does FFI

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    There's no way they'll make it without Jorge in...

    There's no way they'll make it without Jorge in the lead.
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    There must be a lot of MK games I haven't played....

    There must be a lot of MK games I haven't played. I just kinda remember uppercutting people to death and thin finding out that Johhny Cage was a movie producer. That kinda thing.
    There's an RPG...
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    I agree, but I'm not sure why MK seems to be so...

    I agree, but I'm not sure why MK seems to be so effective.
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    The fingers are merely puppets. Or have they...

    The fingers are merely puppets.

    Or have they been in control the whole time?!
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    Uh... Amazon.com: The Alchemist: A Fable...

    Uh...

    Amazon.com: The Alchemist: A Fable About Following Your Dream (9780062502186): Paulo Coelho: Books
  22. Thread: Cereal

    by Martyr
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    If I want healthy, I just eat double fiber raisin...

    If I want healthy, I just eat double fiber raisin oatmeal with blueberries.
    It tastes really good, actually.
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    It's incredibly easy. All you have to do is get...

    It's incredibly easy.
    All you have to do is get a pen and paper and walk around the city of Zozo to talk to every single person and write down the numbers of the first and second hand, all while...
  24. Thread: Wrong Names

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    Sometimes people call me by my name as it is...

    Sometimes people call me by my name as it is pronounced in Spanish, and I just answer. Then, half the time, they smile and say it properly in an English accent because they realize they aren't going...
  25. Thread: Cereal

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    This kid knows what's up

    This kid knows what's up
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