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    Oh, man. There was a guy here who used to go by...

    Oh, man. There was a guy here who used to go by "Big D" or something close. He was a real gentleman, despite the nickname. :lol: I think he was from New Zealand. Very intelligent, very cordial and a...
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    I give blood 2-4 times a year, on average. I'm...

    I give blood 2-4 times a year, on average. I'm listed as an organ donor, but in this country it's up to the family to decide (mine probably would allow it, though).

    I see no reason not to give...
  3. Thread: Hipsters

    by War Angel
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    Hipsters are the lowest form of life on the...

    Hipsters are the lowest form of life on the planet. They are cultural parasites, leeching off the creativity and identity of others, and steal the various superficial attributes from each culture -...
  4. Alright, what the hell, I'll post a picture of...

    Alright, what the hell, I'll post a picture of myself (this is what this thread is for, isn't it?). I imagine that amidst all the mostly-inane babbling, some people are still paying attention to...
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    I am of the line of King David.

    I am of the line of King David.
  6. :D

    :D
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    I am not a native English speaker, so I've had to...

    I am not a native English speaker, so I've had to 'adopt' a certain accent to come across as half-ineligible. It used to be an unholy American-Israeli mishmash, and now I've evolved into a mostly...
  8. \ It's actually very subtle, sophisticated...

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    It's actually very subtle, sophisticated social satire, thank you for noticing. :D
  9. Meh, might as well, right?

    Meh, might as well, right?
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    1) Love against all odds is mega-hot. Except...

    1) Love against all odds is mega-hot. Except between men, then it's just icky.

    2) I am NOT a sand person. First of all, I love the cold, and second - humidity here is tropical (85-100).

    3) I...
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    I have that 'situation' well under control, I can...

    I have that 'situation' well under control, I can assure you.
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    Why would you even contemplate my genitalia? ...

    Why would you even contemplate my genitalia?

    ... are you coming on to me?
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    :( Here's a puppy to make you re-think what...

    :(

    Here's a puppy to make you re-think what you've just said!

    http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cute-puppy-pictures-peg-leg-pirate.jpg
    It's a pirate, apparently.


    You assume I...
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    Way to make fun of my PTSD, man. Not cool. :( ...

    Way to make fun of my PTSD, man. Not cool. :(

    (Actually, it is cool. What's the point of having something awful in your life\history, if you can't laugh 'bout it? Next up, the Lolocaust!)

    ...
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    Hey, it's not like I got blown up! Almost, but...

    Hey, it's not like I got blown up! Almost, but never quite.


    ... is it weird that I think this is worse, 'cause you're a dude?


    Wouldn't that make them competent IRA guys? Anyway, sorry to...
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    Seeing people of all ages blown to bits and their...

    Seeing people of all ages blown to bits and their various remains scattered across the streets 'round my house wasn't the best of experiences, I must say.

    Though, I can see how excrement in a...
  17. It's pronounced 'or-lee', and it means "light...

    It's pronounced 'or-lee', and it means "light onto me" or "my light" in Hebrew.

    Anyway, she looks bonkers.
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    I've been told I have lovely eyes, great lips and...

    I've been told I have lovely eyes, great lips and nice arms\hands. This is possibly true, but not extraordinary.

    I think the one element that sets me apart, the one true 'sexy' thing about me that...
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    You have to ask for that? I was under the...

    You have to ask for that? I was under the impression that you just... push. :confused:
  20. Thread: Grounded

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    I never got this whole 'grounding' thing. I mean,...

    I never got this whole 'grounding' thing. I mean, unless they actually shackle you, what's to keep you from leaving?

    What's the point in it, anyway? It achieves nothing. I've...
  21. Thread: Ugliest Word

    by War Angel
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    Actually, it's a Greek word, and you're...

    Actually, it's a Greek word, and you're mispronouncing it, too. :) For one, the 'P' is not silent, and the 'CH' is pronounced like the German\Hebrew\Arabic 'CH', not like the English 'K'.

    And...
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    Poll: I don't cook. I eat my food RAW, as a man SHOULD.

    I don't cook. I eat my food RAW, as a man SHOULD.
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    Poll: 1680x1050, as most 22" go.

    1680x1050, as most 22" go.
  24. Thread: Job

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    I'm a software instructor and assimilator (sp?)....

    I'm a software instructor and assimilator (sp?).

    I was a conscripted soldier for 3 years before now, though. Basically, I got paid little\nothing, for something any private contractor\professional...
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    Well, I can't really get inside a woman... only...

    Well, I can't really get inside a woman... only bits of me can. :D

    I think that the woman would have to be at least 7-10 meters tall, for me to fit inside her without killing her. Also, I...
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