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Search your hearts, EoFF, and you'll find that we're all internet explorers. :G

The murder rate may have declined with my use, but my sadness rate is skyrocketing right now. :(

Pretty sure, your little website was founded using me! You guys are jerks, I hate this place.
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Seriously, what the hell? I gave you the best years of my life. I thought we had fun! You never had any complaints before those other guys made the scene. I mean, sure, maybe I had some performance...

Wow. Uh, thanks for the welcome, EoFF.