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You gentiles are adorable.

Yeah, like qwertysaur said, Hanukkah is a very unimportant holiday that has been pushed up in importance (in the goyim world) because the media tried to be really,...

Deep (?) into Final Fantasy III today. It's going really fast, but not as fast as we were hoping. I imagine it'll speed up once we get into "good" Final Fantasy: even though the games are longer,...

Yeah, FFIV's "main four" are much cooler. Screw the representation of elemental stuff. They have personality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vz186pjY0

Though, to be fair, the "four" bosses...

Um, all of them. And most of the spin-offs.

God, guys. Stop drooling over how cool Cloud looks, and pick up the controller. It's weird to be so into FaiFan if you can't even play them.

Doesn't matter. Yuna was the real hero(ine) of FFX and much, much cooler than Tidus. Imagine how much more playable she'd be. (Alternate costume gunner, amirite). Also, another girl on the side of...

Cloud Strife.

God, I was hoping to avoid that fangirl-obsessed mess, but he actually compliments my playing style very well.

Just dress in red and black with green hair. Have those weird Christmas streamers hanging off of you (I don't know what you gentiles call them). Make sure to include blood somewhere.

You probably...

Most men are attractive in a way that wouldn't recall feminine beauty. Those that are too effeminate come off looking a little off.

Snow is indeed square-jawed, which helps, but he comes off...

No, the confusing part is that they BROKE the time loop.

Don't ask me how that works.

You think you're confused now. Just wait until you play Dissidia and then get really confused.

(I.e. I never have figured out what the hell it all meant.)

I couldn't watch the video, because the music drove me nuts.

I can't believe it's ten years of EoFF.

...well, is RSL, like, ACTUALLY dead, or does he come and visit on his goddam namesake?

Look more closely. There's a headline that says, "Terra vs. Zack~!" and it shows them dueling off.

Stubble doesn't make Snow manly. He's still pretty beautiful for a man. At least the hairstyles in this one are still over-the-top and ridiculous.

And Versus XIII is filled with effeminate men,...

Zidane's voice in Dissidia is by far the most annoying voice i've ever heard. That little bastard should stop screeching whenever he hits a character. You sound like Pee-Wee Herman, Zidane.

I...

This game isn't meant to be played non-linearly.

It's called the "save" button, and it will save you. Save every two minutes.

That game is only fun if the person in question is interesting.. but by all means, go ahead if you like. :)
But first, a question of my own. What does your signature say? It's going to bug me if I...

Hi, Logan. Shall we play twenty questions to get to know you better?

OK, so we're all convinced that Cid and Edea have to love each other and be together, that's fine. It's sweet, even.

But we're talking about random, casual, sometimes anonymous sex. Maybe Cid and...

Tina Branford, for obvious reasons. She's easily one of the most developed, and I really felt for her, having to chase between her two selves before she came to understand her origins. The focus on...

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I mean, the first sucked too, but I digress...

Beat the game tonight at around level 55. I'm going around doing all of the extra dungeons I never really did; tomorrow, I begin FF2. Which I am now excited to try out on PSP.

My friend,...

My entire life consists of random acts of kindness.

I'm really awesome and always help out everyone.

I really wish I was being sarcastic, but actually I am that arrogant (yet helpful!)

Hairy muscles, naturally. Also, I have a thing for big ogres, especially Umaro.

...Phunbaba ain't bad, either, but you know.

And not just the good-looking women. Maybe in his old age he's looking a bit beyond the norm? I mean, I was always wondering how SeeD were able to spend so much time on their fashion-sense and...

These jobs suck. You are obviously a post-SNES FF fan.

Red Mage. Given the options on the poll: Shinra Employee.