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    He ate ribs in two separate dreams? Does everyone...

    He ate ribs in two separate dreams? Does everyone eat ribs in your dreams?


    That trick only works once.


    You know a Paul administration would be hilarious. Every State of the Union would be...
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    I dream of 'Kishi

    I'm going to recount for you a dream I had last night. It's really just a fragment, but it's much more complete than what I usually remember of my dreams, so you should consider yourselves uniquely...
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    Poll: Revolving Doors

    Are they as revolutionary as they would appear, or are they tools of counterrevolutionary oppression? Please share your thoughts.
  4. Like all moral Americans, I'm concerned with...

    Like all moral Americans, I'm concerned with preserving the sanctity of lunch, though we must remember that Jesus teaches that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a...
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    Poll: I disagree with your assessment of that thread.

    I disagree with your assessment of that thread.
  6. Clearly, counterrevolutionaries have infiltrated...

    Clearly, counterrevolutionaries have infiltrated the workers' councils and corrupted the voice of the people. Can it be any clearer that democracy in the grip of the bourgeoisie is no freedom at all?...
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    This never would have happened if the child had...

    This never would have happened if the child had been properly caged.
  8. Poll: I don't come around much these days, but I think...

    I don't come around much these days, but I think it would be far less annoying if, instead of asking an administrator in a single private message, people simply insisted in every thread, regardless...
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    You people forget that you've not yet regained...

    You people forget that you've not yet regained your Christmas privileges. I will generously allow you to celebrate the Feast of Christ's Circumcision, though.
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    I blame the Jews fluoridation of...

    I blame <strike>the Jews</strike> fluoridation of drinking water.
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    Poll: Jowy seyde Pirates are second only to vikings....

    Jowy seyde <i>Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.</i>

    This is true, though I wouldn't necessarily draw a sharp...
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    Do any of you love the place enough to save it...

    Do any of you love the place enough to save it from Godzilla?

    Yeah. Didn't think so.
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    On behalf of the Party and the free workers'...

    On behalf of the Party and the free workers' soviets, I submit this banner so that the blood of the proletariat will no longer be spilled for the benefit of imperialist greed and such and such...
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  14. Poll: Quote turn #29. Response: [disparaging remark...

    Quote turn #29.

    Response: [disparaging remark regarding commenter's lack of appreciation for the way things were done in the past. Rambling, ultimately inconclusive story.]

    Quote turn #33.
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  15. Poll: Quote turn #16. Expression of contempt for...

    Quote turn #16.

    Expression of contempt for opinion: apocryphal quotation popularly attributed to either Voltaire or Mark Twain.
  16. Poll: Quote turn #13. Agreement. Remark on the...

    Quote turn #13.

    Agreement. Remark on the salience of original thesis. Discourse transition, expression of hesitation to draw strong conclusions from the results so far.
  17. Poll: Quote 1. Remark on Jebus's questionable taste...

    Quote 1.

    Remark on Jebus's questionable taste in entertainment.

    Quote 2.

    Bad pun tangentially related to nostalgic anecdote.
  18. Poll: Attention-seeking title (or the metapragmatic thread)

    Initial post: [Pithy remark. Setup for anecdote. Exaggerated narration of event. Rhetorical question: remark on peculiarity of event. Discourse transition, reflections on event. Equivocal expression...
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    I thought I'd make an entry because of the loss...

    I thought I'd make an entry because of the loss of ideological purity this place has experienced recently. I've also included a screenshot to help you judge what the banner would look like in...
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    Tell him to finish

    Tell him to finish <a href="http://eyesonff.com/snizz/">his goddamn story</a>.
  21. That is indeed an important issue. Really,...

    That is indeed an important issue. Really, though, it's what the Doomsday Device is for.
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    Good for him. It's important to be prepared for...

    So does my brother. But he seriously is. He made a zombie survival kit, even. And it wasn't even a joke.[/QUOTE]
    Good for him. It's important to be prepared for the imminent zombie apocalypse.
  23. Wearing an eye patch would certainly cause visual...

    Wearing an eye patch would certainly cause visual difficulties, though it is well known that with proper training, a skilled pirate can use this seeming impairment to gain the use of a far more...
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    That's simply because most sites these days are...

    it depends on the site, I believe.[/QUOTE]
    Does it really? I've never actually encountered a site that made me do it.[/QUOTE]

    That's simply because most sites these days are weak and care nothing...
  25. Will there be an astronomical shift in fashion?

    Thanks to the recent debate about the status of Pluto, monocles are <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-IK9UPWJAM">back in the public eye</a> (YouTube link). Astronomer <a...
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