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This just in: The Cunning Cap Party is only in it for the insurance fraud!

Shauna has just told me EVERYTHING. Says that Lonny BooB twisted their arms!

I have in my possession a recording of your leader admitting he is not very ace. How can you support being Ace if you aren't Ace at all?

A picture has been released on the tweethairs that shows your leader burning down all hat shops! How can you be a party about caps if your leader burns down the places you buy them at?

There has been evidence that has come about that you had a Hate Rally dedicated to those who quit your party. We were led to believe this was a party of love, not hate! What do you have to say about...

It has been heard that You have been the one to be putting gunk in people's eyes as they sleep. What do you have to say about this?

A source has Identified the President or "khalessi" of this party has actually never watched a single episode of the show the party is based on! Nor read the books! They said that President Boobs...

There have been reports that the newbies in this party aren't newbies at all! I have information from a valid source that Lonny Boob sent out a mass email to all his oldbie alums and they are in fact...