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My god, people, are we forgetting Fabio was the star of Iron Sword, the NES classic...

Reason enough for me to remain a Reformed n00b...

Poo on Fabio. Poo.

I can't even start up my damn computer without falling apart. And by g0d, I can't st0p using 0's, sweet jebus, i'm sw33t!

I'm in. Newbie Spammer fer life.

Me: You smell like cheese.
John: Ass cheese?
Me: No, limburger!
John: No, ASS!
Me: YOU PIECE OF LIMBURGER!!!
John: YOU PIECE OF ASS!!!!
Me: Why thank you, john!
John: FARK!

* remains apathetic *

* loves it *

I dunno, i heard hailin Bruckner is dangerous round these parts... but you guys advocate ICBITB... how can you be evil...

But I'm part of the Spam Brigade... omg... what can I do

YAYNESS!

X: That's the last time I go shopping with you!
Y: You fool! We were going to school!
X: Oh, that would explain the lack of shopping bags.
Y: You... You...
X: Idiot?
Y: The fact that you can...

Regarding dinner at a friend's house:

Me: You ****ing idiot, add some cheese
Cui: What is it with you and cheese?
Me: What, you can add cheese to everything
Cui: I cheesed your mom last night...

Relating to watching DBZ, and the tape being cut off as Goku is about to turn Super Saiyan:

negative i0ns: so watching the tape was like an orgasm with no climax
jatalu: hmmm, somehow that's true...

Oh oh, copy me, im too lazy to cut n' paste... sigh...

Overheard in health today:

"If you run backwards, do you gain weight?"

^________^

The desire was strong, but alas, no points.

:: Goes into Soul Calibur Mode ::

This victory has strengthened the souls of Schlup and Cloud...

This loss has dealt serious damage to the soul...

I r voted, don't beat me

Yes indeed, Selphie is good, but cute baby is >

Since im not as chic as Del, I handed mine in a year ago.

:p

* Campaigns his entry vehemently *

Aw crap, they're anonymous.

* Loses 100 million yen advertising *

Sigh...

Bondage chokers... priceless.

As it were, I was contestant #8, the one liner... thnx for the vote, whoever you are, mystery voter person!!! I thought it was funny, took me like at least 8-10 minutes to come up with, ^-^.
...

* Sends in the entry, Wins prize of ONE MILLION .... LIRES?? WTF *

Random Sig on Random Board:

"Look up in the sky!"

"It's a bird, its a plane!"

"No, it's just a banana..."

"Ha! Its a superbanana!!!"

:: Secretly uses stealth kill technique to win contest ::

Ok, not really.

This is gonna make the Mona lisa jealous, ^_^

Wait for it.

The star's expression... The man's sadness...

I retire. **** this, with artists like these, I am not needed.

My wit can be used for good, instead of pointlessness?

Oh, you suckas are sooooo screwed.

Yo, what is with the influx of hot chix, this is ridiculous, we are living a l33t life style...

::thanxors the gods ::