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Haha, who the hell actually voted for me?

What the hell is a Europe?[/QUOTE]

It's full of FOREIGNERS and DIRTY COMMIES so you should never go there.

Also dragons.

I'm enraged because I just wish I had a bigass ice cream sundae RIGHT NOW

Gonna have to say no to that one

This is going to be amazing. I can already feel it.

Just applied - hoping for victory. If I don't personally get it, we can hopefully crush the other guys together.

EWJ '08

This really sucks for McCain because the endorsement will be on the news for the next few days, which McCain desperately needed to change the narrative of "McCain is going to lose". Even if the...

Hahaha, Canada taking something by force.

Man, now that's funny.

Physical abuse. The more scars resulting, the better.

This thread is pretty great.

I make it a point to smoke a carton a day. My lungs don't feel quite right if I don't.

I know this is old news but it's strangely amusing for some reason

It was made by someone from Something Awful. It's not serious.

http://b.imagehost.org/0625/HillaryScary.jpg

Funny AND disturbing.

I'm pretty good at crushing the hopes and dreams of everyone I come in contact with.

It's pretty sweet.

Considering my username, I'm sure you know I like this idea.

I'm skeptical of things like this though, especially on the "feature film" part, especially considering EWJ hasn't been relevant for...

I keep coming back here.

Dude that dog in the OP looks tasty.

I don't know what kind of PETA crap they're trying to pull but it sure doesn't work on me.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the greatest show to ever grace television. My personal favorite episode is Time Chasers - There's nothing like lame 80's graphics, a hero with a huge chin, and a...

My penis.

I don't think I can post a picture of that.

Oodle Doodle

Mine is of Danny Elfman, soundtrack composer and frontman for the now defunct Oingo Boingo.

I have noticed a distinct lack of posting about Danny Elfman's quirky 80's band, so I have started an appreciation thread for anyone who may enjoy these guys.

Oingo Boingo was the band that...

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your...

I think there may be something wrong with your penis.

Cut it off.