You are Italian...and a vegetarian? DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
You are Italian...and a vegetarian? DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
Actually, my mom went to Italy once and said that meat isn't the "specialty" for lack of a better word.Originally Posted by Scar Tissue
Math teacher: What is the square route of four?
Idiot: (without raising hand) One!
Haha. xD Actually, most of my diet is pasta, so I am still Italian.
I'm too classy for that, sir!
Hollywood Video does not allow you to use a Hollywood Video card at ANY location other than where you initally signed up for the card. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of in my life.
This is why Netflix is the only way to go. Stupid Hollywood Video.
History Teacher: "Can anybody tell me what Congress does?"
Student: "Congrenize?"
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My history teacher explained to his class about how the Cardinals vote for and appoint a Pope for the Roman Catholic Church. After a few minutes, a student asks why a baseball team gets to pick the Pope. -__-
Bwahahahha, I have something almost as good.
In History last year, we were talking about the French Revolution and the peasant class during it, and after discussing the difficulties the peasants had to deal with, someone asks "What's a peasant? Is it a type of bird?"
Well, from my cousin across the street, I heard this:
Uncle: I can't get past the spider webs. It's impossible!
Cousin: Have you tried using your lantern?
Uncle: Oh, well, that makes sense.
Then there was the guy who managed to get everybody except Eliwood, Hector, and Marcus killed before Chapter 13x in Fire Emblem 7...
When i was at Amanda's wedding I was asked if I was an 'oriental'. I've never been called that in literally 20 years, so I was like o.O
That pretty much tops it imo. Somebody needs to be more like me, because people I talk to can honestly say they've been asked omfgaslwtfsarsstdhobbitsex?
Student: How do you spell coat?
Teachers: *pause* Um...try it, dear. It's not that hard.
Student: C-a-t?...
Class: =O
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Student: Wait, isn't the moon a star?
And I'm quite positive it isn't.
"Linux is better than Windows."
After three days of hell on this OS, I'm going back to good 'ol Windows in about five hours. I respect the fact that Linux is secure, in some cases more stable, open-source, and et cetera, but GOD it's the most frustrating thing ever made. I'm sorry, Linux sucks.
... HAHAHAHAAHAH! *Dies of laughter*
Co-worker just asked me how to spell advice.
He is twenty-six.
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