I have sprouted a leaf.

[Rye]

So, apparently, a lot of people in my town don't really know what vegetarians are. The other day, a girl in my Art class asked me how my vegetation was going.

What's the craziest/silliest thing someone has told/asked you lately?

[Madame Adequate]

In Socialist Propoganda 101, I was informed today that certain people in prominent media/academic positions have not got the first idea how economics works, but get to hold forth on it. They also don't know what Globalization is, why it's happening, or what it's effects are, but that's pretty much par for the course.

[Chloe.]

Well, the only thing I can think of right now is when last year, just before we finished school for christmas. My friend Zoey told everyone that she got her (SPOILER)Vagina pierced , it's quite a long story, but it turned out that she hadn't.

[Renmiri]

Ouch!!!!

I went to visit some friends in Brazil and my co-worker asked me if I got to see Ellis Island. "Huh ?" sez me, to what she added, "I've heard Brazil is close to Newark and New York".

True story.

[Tavrobel]

VEGETARIANISM IS BAD LOL RELIGION

That and the the usual "White people are better than Asians" that I suffer all day at school.

Although, I did hear one of my friends ask "is she learning Jewish?"

[LoveArya]

Somebody asked if I would trade hair with them today, it wasnt the weirdest thing Ive been asked but still....................pretty weird stuff.........

[XxSephirothxX]

It seems like a bit of a stretch to think people don't know what a vegetarian is based on one remark. After thinking for a few minutes, I can't remember hearing anything remarkably stupid recently. I guess it's because I don't talk to or pay attention to many people.

[Old Manus]

Was gravity around before Newton discovered it?

True story

[theundeadhero]

Will you take photos of your photosynthesis for me?

[Dr Aum]

This isn't recent, but in 9th grade Economics, while my 23-ish-year-old teacher was explaining about the Great Depression, one student asked, "Were you alive back then?"

[blim]

Going in to see LOTR: Return of the king i overheard some one say "Was this before or after the dinosaur?"

[-N-]

after duh

[Momiji]

The other day I was asked if I slit my wrists lately. Wouldn't I uh, be dead after the first time I ever did, if I hadn't got any medical attention? o.O

[-N-]

Only if you went down the road instead of across the street like the emo boys do.

[Momiji]

Only if you went down the road instead of across the street like the emo boys do.

Funny thing is, I was wearing a short sleeve shirt at the time, so they could have easily seen them if I had.