So there are three guys who die and go to hell. Each o them are addicted to something that wound up ruining there live. One is addicted to fighting. One is addicted to money. One is addicted to sex. So Satan says to them "well, you three weren't supposed to die till tommarow so I'll cut you a deal. If all of you can make it through one day without fighting, collecting money, or having sex then tommarow you'll go to heaven"

So he zapps them back to earth. The three of them stick together and begin walking down a road whan a big man walks down the road and bumps into them. The guy who is addicted to fighting punches him in the face and poof he's back in hell. The other two continue walking when the guy who is addicted to money sees a penny on the ground and he decides to take it he bend sover to get the penny and poof there both back in hell.


Edit: did yuo read the spoiler mark? That joke is completed ive heard it before.