There are three indians, One has a big deer, and the other two ask, "How'd you get big deer?" He said, "Me folow big tracks, me find big deer" So the one of the indians does the same thing, "Me folow big tracks, me get big deer" The third one comes back all bloody, "What happened to you?" "Me folow big tracks....get hit by train"

Oh! and one more!

A blonde, bruenette, and red head all go to jail. And are about to be exicuted. The Red head stands on the platform and the exicutioner says "ready, aim" and the redhead yells "Tornado!" and everyone looks around and she ecapes, The Bruenette is about to be exicuted and they say "ready, aim" And she yells "Earthquake!" and they look around and the brunette excapes, The Blonde gets up and they say "Ready, Aim.." and she yells "Fire!" Thats the end of that, lol.

I know I had some spelling errors.