Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
I like to think my English is pretty good, but the subject bores me. May I ask why you have an English major? Surely there are more interesting subjects. Like a medical class or a foreign language.
He didn't say he was an English major, and if he is one it's probably because he finds it more interesting than medicine or a foreign language. I know I would.

English has always been my best subject. I can probably help you if you think you have a real problem with it. Are you really so bad, though? I'm sure none of your profs are expecting you to be Earnest Hemingway.

Me gotz gud grammerz cuz mi be smrt. (Friggin' internet.)