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    Rather than using music, make your own track. Just talk in a deep, creepy voice, then reverse it, maybe alter the speed a little. Then blast it through your wall. Your neighbors will think they have been infested with demon spawn.

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    How about the dummy bears (or whatever they where called) from the rug rats song. Sing the happy happy happy happpy happy song... >.< that drove me nuts just hearing once. If you put it to keep playing that would be real bad.

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    ...

    It's a world of laughter
    A world of tears
    It's a world of hopes
    And a world of fears
    There's so much that we share
    That it's time we're aware
    It's a small world after all

    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small, small world

    There is just one moon
    And one golden sun
    And a smile means
    Friendship to every one
    Though the mountains divide
    And the oceans are wide
    It's a small world after all

    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small, small world


    Loop'd.

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    Lazy Town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    ...

    It's a world of laughter
    A world of tears
    It's a world of hopes
    And a world of fears
    There's so much that we share
    That it's time we're aware
    It's a small world after all

    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small, small world

    There is just one moon
    And one golden sun
    And a smile means
    Friendship to every one
    Though the mountains divide
    And the oceans are wide
    It's a small world after all

    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small, small world


    Loop'd.

    Thats just cruel.




    But I like it.

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    No, if you wanted to be cruel, you would speed it up so as to give it a slightly whining-type vocal sound. And then play it on two different stereo systems, starting them two seconds apart from each other.

    It's a (it's a) small world (small world) after al(aft)l(er) (all)

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    Even better.

    You need to make it keep playing without even stoping to, then after a while give a bit of a pause so it seems like it finaly stoped then make it start again.

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    Just make sure you set it up then go out otherwise you will suffer just as much. My friend used Ace of spades on repeat through his marshall 4x12 in a similar situation

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    If you were going to do something that bad you's have to plann to go away for the weekened or soemthing. As fun as it would be to do something that bad its not worth suffering through it yourself.

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    Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

    I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

    No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

    Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

    I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

    No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

    Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.
    Yeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scar Tissue View Post
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    You know whats sad I hate that song and yet I know most of the words since they play it all the time my brain was singing it in my head when after I read that. Its so annoying><

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightsvain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

    I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

    No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

    Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.
    Yeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.
    The secret of a good lie is to provide as little information about said lie as possible. In other words, be as vague as humanly possible. If they ask for an explaination, give them an explaination that furthers the "I didn't realize it was too loud" excuse. Anything else will make you look guilty to any intelligent individual. Being short and sweet is key. This is why not a lot of people can lie very well.

    Another suggestion is to play any heavy metal song that as extremely heavy vocals and thrash guitar-ing (or whatever it is you kids are calling it). I don't know who your neighbors are, but I'm pretty sure they will not like that kind of music unless they are 17-22 year old die hard metal fans.

    But I'm guessing a typical 30-something couple.

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    just buy a bbgun and wait for them to come home before jumping out and emptying a clip into them
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