You were trying to give a speech about the most important issue in the world and could only manage to crank out 58 seconds?

That's... really... badass. In some absurd kind of way.

I'd talk about world hunger and how it isn't my fault starving people in other countries are too stupid to learn to farm and kill animals, but that I'd be willing, provided I was given enough grant money, or provided I was rich and bred, to fix that raging epidemic.