Yeah, so I totally left out the kid on the side, but he deserved it.

The question now is: have you ever wanted to be inside a magazine publication or stuck on the cover of one? Which one? And for what, you attention-whore?

Make it good; you can spill your embarrassing hopes and dreams of becoming a musical star, your end goal of becoming the next software/tech mogul, or being known for the snazzy way you can design a floral arrangement using everyday household items. Or, you know, you can throw up the suggestive eyebrows and say you want to appear in Swank.