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    In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to.
    When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the End".
    Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building.
    It will be in a deep hidden section of the building.
    All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls.
    It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

    Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk."
    If you still hear silence, flee.
    Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops.
    You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

    If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on.
    Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner,
    speaking an unknown language, and cradling something.
    The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

    The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail.
    Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives.
    But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well.
    Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

    Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

    That object is 1 of 2538.

    They must never come together.

    Never.

    Heed these words, child. Welcome to the Internet. It begins now.

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    <S>GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! </S>

    Hello. Welcome to EoFF. Have fun, but don't drink the water.

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    Don't trust any of them. I am the only sane on here...

    <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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    In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the Beginning". A small smile will work its way over the persons mouth, almost seeming to say, "You foolish man."

    You will be taken down a hallway, seemingly leading out into a place it shouldn't. This place will seem to exist nowhere in the institution, but it will. The hall will be silent, even if you try to make noise. Screams will die before leaving your mouth, footsteps will be muffled. Your guide will simply point to the door.

    If you enter, you will find a pleasant room, full of a pleasant, though undefinable, perfume. There will be a pretty lady sitting, holding nothing. No sounds will be made in this room, no matter how hard you try, except for one question. "Why where they separated?"

    The lady will then explain, in detail, the reason. It will be every horrific event in history, every beating, every war, every rape. Everything. Then, all will fall silent. It is up to you to do what you will with this information.

    That lady is Object 2 of 2538.

    It is up to you if they should be joined or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lekana View Post
    Welcome! Generally we're nice. BUt there's always those people. Like Roto13, he might eat you. Ruthless robots do that :shifty:
    I pwn noobz. Take a look at my profile.

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    That says ownz, Roto.

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    Say goodbye to your social life.

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    Hi there :o
    wheee!

    :hello: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HELLO KITTY SMILEY :hello:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    Say goodbye to your social life.
    Given they made a welcome thread they probalby didn't have one anyway.

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    what are these friends you speak of? I have none here... and I've been here over 2 years... good luck though

    THE JACKEL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fayane View Post
    Hey whats up I am a new member to Eyes on Final Fantasy and I was just looking forward to making friends so I would have some need to come on to this site everyonce and awhile lol. ^_^
    I WILL BE UR NEW BEST FRIEND.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fayane View Post
    Hey whats up I am a new member to Eyes on Final Fantasy and I was just looking forward to making friends so I would have some need to come on to this site everyonce and awhile lol. ^_^
    I WILL BE UR NEW BEST FRIEND.

    OMG Fayane, leave now... I'm super serial!!!

    THE JACKEL
    add me, PSN: ljkkjlcm9


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    Welcome to EoFF

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