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    Abandon All Hope Fatal Impurity's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to.

    When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the End".
    Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building.
    It will be in a deep hidden section of the building.
    All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls.
    It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

    Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk."
    If you still hear silence, flee.
    Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops.
    You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

    If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on.
    Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner,
    speaking an unknown language, and cradling something.
    The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

    The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail.
    Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives.
    But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well.
    Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

    Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

    That object is 1 of 2538.

    They must never come together.

    Never.

    Heed these words, child. Welcome to the Internet. It begins now.
    I dunno about the newbie but this offically SCARES me......

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    card mod ur face Rocket Edge's Avatar
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    Hello & welcome to EoFF.

    Str8 Pimpin'

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    MacWerewolf Owen Macwere's Avatar
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    many welcomes, stay active and good luck.
    I <3 you Polaris
    ~Antratica forum~ You know you want to join =p

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    Say goodbye to your social life.
    So...shal...li...fe...?

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    Welcome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reno is my man View Post
    Welcome!
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    Hi and welcome to EoFF

    It's always nice when we get new members.

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    I hope you enjoy your stay.
    Leve me alone!

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    Svagatam, and welcome to EoFF!


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    Welcome Fayane! If you're smart, you'll click on this link. (Please?)
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    I have a social life! I play Animal Crossing every day!!

    ...

    *sigh*
    Signature = lame excuse to use the heart emoticons

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    I'm treating every new person seriously from now on starting with you
    ...Geddit?

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