Sephiroth would Destroy Simons with his mighty, yet highly overrated sword!

Sephiroths meteor would come crashing down to destory simons, as simons weak arms can't hurt sephy

Simons super powered dance moves will smash sephiroths weak and brittle bones

Simons weight loss tactics will turn sephy into a meatless skeleton making him easy pray for Simons

The two would clash in a battle royal destroying both them and the very cosmo's themselves

They shall fight and after a brave battle they shall fall dead at eachothers feat

After a lame duel of sissies Sephs rabid fans will turn on him and kill him for dissapointing them

After a very pathetic fight of sissies, sephs fan base kills Simmons for destroying their hero

They decide to stop fighting and make sweet passionate love instead

The fight raged on for eternity, eventually ending up in Vallhala, were thye still fight to this day