It wouldn't be James Bond anymore, it'd be something completely different. Seriously. Every James bond has the same thing, ready?
"Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive women. There, that's it: 24 words."
It's taken from something else, but it says exactly what James Bond is. Making him gay, is no longer James Bond. That's a fact.
THE JACKEL









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